A True "I Love You" E-Mail I GOT MAIL My first reply Who do you think you are? Sending me an e-mail saying "I love you" Signed "Mike." Did you think I would like it? Can't you think of more to say than three words? Well, I don't know who you but I will find out.... ( added 1 year 80 days ago.)

We Desperately Need To Keep William Jefferson Clinton This may sound strange but think of this country without Bill at the helm.No adult entertainment. No sex education. No mysterious murders, of his close friends, to solve. (this one used to keep us busy by its self). No Chinese renters. No more... ( added 1 year 83 days ago.)

How I Buy New Tires-Inexpensively I just had the tires replaced on my car. I didn't get the new valve stems. I didn't purchase the extended warranty. I didn't want the white walls. I didn't get the hundred thousand mile tire(or is it the 50,000 mile? I don't know, I never buy... ( added 1 year 107 days ago.)

Ufo's and Star Trek- Could It Be True? I know the true story. The Star Trek series were real and after much research I can prove it. After two weekends at the library and a whole Saturday afternoon at the home of a real trekkie, I discovered hard evidence of the Star Trek "T.V" series... ( added 1 year 109 days ago.)

Amazing Appliance Repair Special! Dear Mr. and Mrs. Jones, In light of the recent addition to your family, I feel congratulations are in order, not only now but future additions also because this quite assures me of repetitious repair work on your washer and dryer. As you... ( added 1 year 109 days ago.)

How To Win An Argument With Your Wife Well, I'm back. I would have been back sooner, but I had to mow my lawn Normally I write my articles first and then I mow my lawn, but my wife got to me first. It takes about two days to do it right, (that is stop for a cold drink, nap, watch the... ( added 1 year 232 days ago.)

An Event Projection Calculator + Bonus Interview With Future World Renown Author Recently, I have been inventing and studying a new procedure called "Event Projection." A really cleaner translation is "predicting the future". It's amazingly simple, and chillingly accurate. This method takes any "event" of today, or yesterday... ( added 1 year 241 days ago.)

A TRUE STORY-Everyone needs to learn survival I leaped the log in hot pursuit, tree limbs slapping my face, my home made spear at the ready. Bramble burrs snatched at my trousers, reducing my speed, but with surges of super effort, I managed to keep my prey in sight. I was nearly dead... ( added 1 year 248 days ago.)

A Man In a Cave Battles the World Now I'm really peeved, to say the least. All those billions in taxes I paid for the defense budget and I learn all we need is eight Toyota pickups, filled with 1000 bearded, wild eyed, stick waving troops. (It scares the bejeezus out of the enemy)... ( added 1 year 251 days ago.)

An Honest Politician, At Last! An honest politician's speech, If I am elected I promise to do all I can to promote myself and do all I can to make as much money as I can. I will ignore my constituency and vote the way I feel personally. I will not support a bill if it... ( added 1 year 254 days ago.)

How To Cut Calories the Easy Way and Eat All You Want! For all you diet conscious freaks out there I feel compelled to let you in on, it seems, a well kept secret. Here it is. Two words. Don't eat! Works 100% Of the time and doesn't cost a cent. In fact it saves money. I don't do it simply because it... ( added 1 year 256 days ago.)