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How I Buy New Tires-Inexpensively I just had the tires replaced on my car. I didn't get the new valve stems. I didn't purchase the extended warranty. I didn't want the white walls. I didn't get the hundred thousand mile tire(or is it the 50,000 mile? I don't know, I never buy... ( added 22 days 4 hours ago.)

Ufo's and Star Trek- Could It Be True? I know the true story. The Star Trek series were real and after much research I can prove it. After two weekends at the library and a whole Saturday afternoon at the home of a real trekkie, I discovered hard evidence of the Star Trek "T.V" series... ( added 24 days 1 hour ago.)

Amazing Appliance Repair Special! Dear Mr. and Mrs. Jones, In light of the recent addition to your family, I feel congratulations are in order, not only now but future additions also because this quite assures me of repetitious repair work on your washer and dryer. As you... ( added 24 days 2 hours ago.)

How To Win An Argument With Your Wife Well, I'm back. I would have been back sooner, but I had to mow my lawn Normally I write my articles first and then I mow my lawn, but my wife got to me first. It takes about two days to do it right, (that is stop for a cold drink, nap, watch the... ( added 146 days 21 hours ago.)

An Event Projection Calculator + Bonus Interview With Future World Renown Author Recently, I have been inventing and studying a new procedure called "Event Projection." A really cleaner translation is "predicting the future". It's amazingly simple, and chillingly accurate. This method takes any "event" of today, or yesterday... ( added 156 days 3 hours ago.)

Hedge Bushes, Fangs, and Hormones-Living the American Dream I'm only beginning to learn the complexities of raising a family in America. It's far too complicated for one lifetime. Some have even asserted that it shortens your life, considerably. Nevertheless I have my methods , as crude as they are. When... ( added 161 days 8 hours ago.)

A TRUE STORY-Everyone needs to learn survival I leaped the log in hot pursuit, tree limbs slapping my face, my home made spear at the ready. Bramble burrs snatched at my trousers, reducing my speed, but with surges of super effort, I managed to keep my prey in sight. I was nearly dead... ( added 163 days 3 hours ago.)

A Man In a Cave Battles the World Now I'm really peeved, to say the least. All those billions in taxes I paid for the defense budget and I learn all we need is eight Toyota pickups, filled with 1000 bearded, wild eyed, stick waving troops. (It scares the bejeezus out of the enemy)... ( added 166 days 8 hours ago.)

An Honest Politician, At Last! An honest politician's speech, If I am elected I promise to do all I can to promote myself and do all I can to make as much money as I can. I will ignore my constituency and vote the way I feel personally. I will not support a bill if it... ( added 169 days 3 hours ago.)

How To Cut Calories the Easy Way and Eat All You Want! For all you diet conscious freaks out there I feel compelled to let you in on, it seems, a well kept secret. Here it is. Two words. Don't eat! Works 100% Of the time and doesn't cost a cent. In fact it saves money. I don't do it simply because it... ( added 171 days 3 hours ago.)

Bombshells In the News or Watching the Foxes On Fox I'm certainly not knocking it, but have you watched the news lately? If not then you are missing some important stuff. Warplanes, bombs and terrorists? No, I'm talking lip gloss, bedroom eyes and baby honey blonde tresses and I don't mean Peter... ( added 172 days 16 hours ago.)

The Smart Neighbor and the Dumb Neighbor or How To Build a '57 Chevy My dimwitted, redneck neighbor across the street was waving frantically for me to come over. He was sitting in that stupid car seat from a 57 chevy in his front yard. Desperately, I tried to think of some excuse and continue my frantic watering... ( added 174 days ago.)

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