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Blood On The Rooftops Sometimes it's hard to realize we are at war. Sure, we hear about it sometimes on the news, and sometimes the newspapers will print a photo or at least a headline about it. For the most part, though, it's hard to imagine since this war (or these... ( added 1 day 2 hours ago.)

How To Destroy The Planet In One Easy Evening There are many ways to destroy Earth. One way, of course, is by Mutually Assured (nuclear) Destruction (MAD). That seems to have gone the way of the Cold War, although there are still several unaccounted for nukes out there our friends in the... ( added 4 days 9 hours ago.)

A Fragile World Without Peace (Part Two) So, using my three main reasons for going to war (natural resources, ego, pre-emption), let's now look at some reasons countries are not technically at war yet who are not at peace. These countries at Non-war include Isreal and... ( added 12 days 4 hours ago.)

A Fragile World Without Peace (Part One) There is an old saying that countries don't really have friends or allies, they have 'mutual interests'. This is supposed to be a way of saying countries such as the United States and, say, Canada, would never go to war. The mutual interest here... ( added 13 days 5 hours ago.)

You're Still Practicing Law? Aren't You Good Yet? Another great day in America and as I was shopping the other day at the supermarket and saw all of those tabloids at the checkout counter, I came to a realization. It hit me suddenly and squarely in the middle of my middling brain, which means I... ( added 17 days 1 hour ago.)

Forget The Hungry: Feed The Corruption Another beautiful day in America and yet around the world in Africa things are not as they could be. Or perhaps they are exactly as they are supposed to be. Earlier today, Ethiopia asked for over 150 thousand tons of emergency food to help... ( added 29 days 11 hours ago.)

I Am On Earth Another beautiful day in America and I find myself at work listening to a woman explain why one of the trees in our parking lot is dying. "It needs water. Lots more water," she says to me, pointing to the tree from inside the store. "It... ( added 43 days 1 hour ago.)

Enough Of Leftovers On my way home last night I saw this bumper sticker: If You Aren't Outraged, You Haven't Been Paying Attention Apparently, this bumper sticker is a leftover from the Bush administration. It must be, since I have yet to see a bumper... ( added 45 days 12 hours ago.)

Now That's A Protest We still hear about tea parties, tax parties, and the like as being so . . . anti-American, it's hard to grasp the fact there are other protests going on these days which are slipping through the cracks. It's hard to grasp because unlike the tea... ( added 52 days 12 hours ago.)

Don't Shoot Me, I'm Just The Pharmacist! Another beautiful day in America and everyone is complaining about health care, it seems. Or lack of health care reform. Many have written about it here on Searchwarp, myself included, and yet there still seems to be a sharp divide about what to... ( added 64 days 7 hours ago.)

It's Free: Trust Me Imagine this analogy: I have a shower running full-blast and all of this water is running down the drain. I tell you I will be glad to water your lawn, and I can do it without adding any more water down the drain or taking in any more... ( added 71 days 9 hours ago.)

Where Are You Now? Do you remember? A wave of optimism and hope, a promise of hope and change, and a change of tone is what swept Mr. Obama into office last November. It was a new era, an historic time to be alive and to be an American. You could not... ( added 74 days 12 hours ago.)

What Is Your Pledge? The other day I had the television on for the mongrels (I was gettting ready for work) and a public service announcement came on. It had all of these celebrities taking a pledge to serve their president and their country. My first thought was how... ( added 77 days 10 hours ago.)

You Can't Escape These days it seems you cannot escape politics. I would love to escape politics for at least one day, and yet try as I did, I couldn't. No matter where you turn you hear of healthcare, cash for clunkers, Lockerbie terrorists going home (it's... ( added 89 days 10 hours ago.)

What Cash For Clunkers? Everyone these days seems to be so worried about healthcare they seem to have let the Cash For Clunkers program go by the wayside. The government too, it seems, has forgotten about it. Cash For Clunkers was to offer rebates of $4500 on... ( added 92 days 12 hours ago.)

"I'm Eating A Sandwich" is Twitter Winner! Another beautiful day in American and here in Texas it is a cool 101 degrees. I know, most of you are thinking it must be a cold front: I too wonder where summer went. A rare day off and reading the news I come to find the Twitter Revolution... ( added 95 days 4 hours ago.)

Government Health Care In A Nutshell Imagine this: A man gets a phone call from his doctor. "Geez, I've been trying to get hold of you," the doctor says. "Here I am," the man says. "What's up?" "I have bad news and I have really bad news." "Okay," the man says. "Fire... ( added 105 days 13 hours ago.)

It Depends . . . Or Does It? This is a test . . . A well-dressed man walks into a bar and approaches a well-dressed married woman. He says this: "WIll you spend the night with me for three million dollars?" (Many of you are probably thinking what you would do in... ( added 108 days ago.)

The Good, The Bad, and the Moronic Another great day in America as we realize summer is almost over. Of course, here in Texas the temperature is 'only' supposed to be 101, which means Fall must surely be right around the corner. I wait, and my tired air conditioner waits, with... ( added 116 days 9 hours ago.)

How To Get Things Done Once And For All Political Corruption are words that flow so well together, it's hard to imagine the word 'Political' without the 'Corruption'. Sure, we laugh and joke all of the time about this or that politician doing this or that, and yet in the end we look... ( added 121 days 23 hours ago.)

One Small Leap I remember 1969 like it was forty years ago. The Americans, those wild and brave Americans, landed two men on the moon. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin took turns exiting the relative safety of their capsule to step foot on another world, and... ( added 123 days 12 hours ago.)

Facts? What Facts? Another record day here in Texas as the temperature is 'only' scheduled to hit 105. That's good news since I thought it would be really hot. It would be fine without the humidity, yet here in Texas we have a saying about this weather: "kind of... ( added 129 days 8 hours ago.)

Why Are We So Angry These Days? Another blistering day here in Texas and yet still a great day in America, which isn't larger than Texas in spite of what many Texans think. We as a country just celebrated our 233rd birthday and now we're all back at work. And boy, do we work... ( added 135 days 2 hours ago.)

The One And Only America A group of men who didn't know the impact they would have on a world separated by ideology and vast oceans and lands gathered together over two hundred years ago and declared in print one simple concept: Enough is enough. They weren't... ( added 139 days 12 hours ago.)

Bait And Switch: Cap And Tax You would think I would be ecstatic on anything that can stop global warming. Why? Because we are having record-setting days here in Texas: 104 yesterday, probably 106 today. Geez, I hope we get this global warming under control so the summers... ( added 146 days 11 hours ago.)