Ahmadinejad Stumps, Letterman Dumps, Bush Jumps Ripped from the headlines! June 13, 2009 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has won a landslide victory over former Prime Minister Mir Hossein Mousavi in the Presidential elections in Iran. He beat the reformist Mousavi through his immense charisma, his... ( added 162 days 4 hours ago.)

Obama Deals, Taliban Reels, Reid Appeals. President Obama returns to the Capitol from his MidEast/European jaunt to plunge back into the fight for nationalized medicine, the housing crisis, the economy woes and increasing tensions in North Korea, Afghanistan and Pakistan, among other... ( added 164 days 22 hours ago.)

Korea-Fu, Obama's Adieu, Mortgage Execs in DooDoo RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES Column June 9 Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is promising a "very hard look" at returning North Korea to the list of countries that support terrorism. In addition to giving the country the stink eye, she also... ( added 167 days 21 hours ago.)

Obama To Muslims- Get Along. French To Queen- Bugger Off A State Department employee and his wife have been indicted for spying for Cuba for more than 30 years. They allegedly gave economic secrets to the Castro government. Like why does Billy Mays yell on his commercials? The two weren't paid very... ( added 169 days 20 hours ago.)

Ripped From the Headlines: Sonya Sotamayor Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor is making the rounds with senators who will decide whether she will soon sit on the bench. She's meeting with ten senators a day for closed-door meetings. With summer beginning in Washington, staffers are... ( added 172 days 21 hours ago.)

Ripped From the Headlines Column May 31 ABC featured a segment on a cat named Lucky who fell 26 stories and lived. It wasn't an accident, though. Lucky had just looked at his retirement portfolio. Window washers in an adjacent building captured the whole incident on a cell phone... ( added 173 days 9 hours ago.)