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10 Reasons why Christmas is Ridiculous Can you see the logic? The close relationship, the natural progression, from one thought to the next? Each year at Christmas we celebrate the birth of a First Century AD Galilean holy man and prophet, who preached, according to what we find in... ( added 6 hours 41 minutes ago.)

Saudi America I call for an immediate attack on Saudi Arabia to take over their oil and to install an American-backed regime in Riyadh friendlier to the United States. It's been eight whole years, and we haven't attacked a third country yet. We only attack... ( added 1 day 13 hours ago.)

You're All Insane! You're insane! All of you! Insane! You need to be locked up in a straightjacket in a mental asylum with padded walls. Listen to the words they're using. Obama is not satisfied with the ideas given to him by advisors for Afghanistan... ( added 8 days 6 hours ago.)

We Can't Win in Afghanistan Everybody expresses shock at the killings on the army base. Media outlets across the country ask "why?" So do soldiers at the base themselves. Why did this happen? I have the answer. America is a violent country. The base where the... ( added 12 days 15 hours ago.)

David Carradine and Claudia Jennings in Deathsport I was a space alien motorcycle biker in the 1978 movie Deathsport starring the late David Carradine, and Playboy Playmate Claudia Jennings (you can see me in costume at my website sammonsays.com). The film was a piece of sh.'t, one of the worst... ( added 17 days 14 hours ago.)

Acting with Logan Ramsey and George Murdock in the Chicago Conspiracy Trial Here I am in 1979 in the Odyssey Theatre Ensemble performance of the Chicago Conspiracy Trial in Santa Monica with the late wonderful character actor Logan Ramsey, a 50-year veteran of movies, television and stage. The rough-and-tumble of this... ( added 19 days 15 hours ago.)

10 Reasons Why America Became a Corporate Fascist State Maybe Obama can undo the Bush Cheney years. I doubt he can on his own. The Founding Fathers who talked about freedom and designing an egalitarian state were themselves elitist, racist and corporate (Alexander Hamilton called the public an ass).... ( added 28 days 11 hours ago.)

Why Ow? Since nobody uses it, why do we have the word "ouch," the sound you make when you hurt yourself? Where did this word come from? There is no doubt, back in the mists of time, when small men with giant reproductive organs walked the earth looking... ( added 29 days 12 hours ago.)

America is Twisted Did you see where NASA (stands for, no a-hole bigger than a scientist a-hole), the spaced-out agency that wastes your tax dollars, crashed a rocket into the moon? It reminds me of an old racist slogan about Latino immigrants. If they... ( added 31 days 2 hours ago.)

Okay, It's Time Okay, the military isn't going to level with the American people about when we're going to accomplish whatever we're trying to accomplish in Iraq and Afghanistan. The American people have to do something to demand accountability. I get sick... ( added 35 days 5 hours ago.)

An Abbreviated Primer on the Validity of World Religions as Interpreted by Man Here is a short compilation of the outstanding features of world religions and how they have been interpreted. Catholicism - It only makes sense that the founder of this faith, a humble, obscure first century Galilean carpenter who preached... ( added 36 days 13 hours ago.)

Fight Afghanistan in Shifts Personally, I think it's hopeless, though our military leaders use vague terms like we're making "progress," we need to "turn it around"---what that is we never know because with these double-speak phrases they never specify, or we've "turned a... ( added 45 days 14 hours ago.)

Republican Teabaggers Make Wrong Choice These people are patriots---they're pathfinders----Argonauts-----they're MORONS! This is how stupid teabag Republicans are. Remember, these are the people who want to run this country. They're so stupid, so inept; they can't even pick an... ( added 46 days 8 hours ago.)

What is Golf? What is golf? You take a metal rod with a head on it, and hit a little white ball towards a hole in the ground. Golf symbolizes for a lot of pot-bellied, balding middle aged men success. Why? They can traipse around the clubhouse and act the big... ( added 48 days 12 hours ago.)

10 Similarities Between Dinosaurs and Republicans You watch the Republican Party impotently thrash around in its death throes, searching for a thread, a purpose, a cause other than hate, with its dysfunctional tea-baggers, health care reactionaries, town hall hecklers, storm trooper talk radio... ( added 57 days 7 hours ago.)

Football Promotes Racism They think because they see themselves on TV as fearsome helmeted apparitions, that they've made progress. They have not. Look at the jails. Look at the test scores in schools. Once again, it's pro football time on TV, and once again... ( added 61 days 5 hours ago.)

The Joy of Sex Using Bubble Wrap How many of you out there are into unimaginative, bump-and-grind, let's-get-it-over-with automaton-like sex, if you engage in sex at all? How many? Let me see a show of hands. Ha-ha! Just like I thought. Many of you are so hung up and... ( added 65 days 7 hours ago.)

Don't Show People the Truth Is Robert Gates out of his mind? Do you need to be locked up in a mental asylum Robert, with a straight-jacket and an attendant with a butterfly net? The secretary of defense got mad because AP showed a picture of a dying US Marine killed in... ( added 76 days 11 hours ago.)

Brand New Political Phenomenon I would like to point out a brand new political phenomenon in the United States that no one to the best of my knowledge has noticed and pointed out before. It's totally new, unique, and disgusting. I'm perhaps the only one who spotted it. That is... ( added 79 days 12 hours ago.)

10 Reasons Why Police Band Together When One of Them Acts Stupid Massachusetts Police Officer James Crowley, the officer who arrested Henry Louis Gates, a black scholar, for disorderly conduct after Gates was found attempting to enter his own home after he had been locked out, arrived in California and was... ( added 93 days 8 hours ago.)

10 Reasons Why Republican Hecklers are like the Village Idiots in a Frankenstein Movie In town hall meetings where Republican hecklers shout down anyone who has a different opinion than they do----you're seeing the worst in America . All its greed and selfishness and stupidity laid bare. Here are 10 reasons why Republicans... ( added 98 days 4 hours ago.)

10 Reasons why Republicans Seldom Serve in the Military One of the paradoxes of the last fifty years is that members of the Republican Party, the ultra right of which champions both morality and patriotism, almost never serve in the military. John McCain is a rare exception. Since criticizing others... ( added 110 days 5 hours ago.)

I Have to Ask I'm going to ask this question even though I'm pretty sure I'll take heat for it. I have to ask, because I pride myself on having the nerve to ask questions very few others will dare. Yesterday, Al Sharpton appeared with the parents of Michael... ( added 143 days 12 hours ago.)

Jackson a Symbol of Times Poor Michael Jackson. Even though I was never a fan of the man, I have to feel empathy for a short life that was largely devoid of happiness. But I've come to view him in a larger context, because in a way, he was a symbol of an America that went... ( added 145 days 12 hours ago.)

I Predicted Jackson Here we go again. Once again, I have predicted history correctly. If you read my list of predictions for 2009 I made back in January, you would see that I predicted that a major film or music star would suffer disgrace. Walllaa! Michael... ( added 147 days 14 hours ago.)