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Humour writing: Mrs Fledgler gets stitched up

Carol Fernandez

The Fledgler’s rusting Lada rumbles determinedly down the middle lane of the M5 southbound, their caravan veering desperately behind, swinging across the carriageway at varying angles between 30% and 60%, evoking unprecedentedly vile verbal volleys from the Respectable British Road User. Mrs Fledgler sits emphatically in the passenger seat, bosoms quivering with outrage, maintaining a running commentary on the suggested...

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Mrs Fledgler's Duty, Humour writing

Carol Fernandez

Mrs Fledgler reposes comfortably in a large overstuffed chair. Her several abdomens settle down with her after a minute or two, and cease spontaneous momentum. Her hair sits suitably stiffened with laquor and grey curls squat equidistant from her ears bilaterally and at precision angle. The ladies set to, discussing thrillingly ‘who has just deceased’, for Mrs Fledgler has cunningly drawn rings around suitable candidates.

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Is There Sex In the Afterlife? What is it like to be dead?

Carol Fernandez

This is not really my comfort zone, talking about such stuff, but with the two worlds drawing inexorably together, this is a question some may not feel able to ask the vicar. The answer is Yes! Good, can I go now? Before I am assailed by howls of horror from hoards of harried housewives,only if you choose to as there is no such thing as 'duty' here. As on Earth, you still have a body and you can pretty much choose what...

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Channelling from Hilarian

Carol Fernandez

The sweet Light dawn of peace and reason will soon rise over the dust of the pain of the old world. Like the most resplendent sun, she will beckon in the new era of love with a smile as golden and warm as ever there was or could be. Dear ones, we rejoice at your ever quickening awakenings and our hearts beat fast yet tenderly to see your new white robes of translucent love being prepared for your new lives in peace and...

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Channelling from spirit: An Emergency Message of Hope From the Light

Carol Fernandez

Message to all lightworkers; It is crucial now that you all understand that the depth of darkness is now lightening daily that the power base of negative energies is weakening it will continue to weaken until merely a flicker is in sight you will see that meanings are changeing structures are crumbling wars are being questioned opposition to the changes being brought by the light are...

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How To Send Light Around the World; Request For Help and a prayer for Haiti.

Carol Fernandez

HOW TO SEND LIGHT AROUND THE WORLD Sit quietly and relax; the room should be dark, light a candle. Visualise the planet Earth. the sphere. Feel the emotion of strong, pure love-perhaps by thinking of a dear one. Imagine your heart to be filled with love and light, an intense white light of love. Feel this at the centre of your heart; gently open your heart chakra (imagine a small trap door opening). ...

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Jeshua-Ben Joseph, my Own story (channellings 1,2,3)

Carol Fernandez

Channelling1; 23/11/09 My Own story, by Jeshua-Ben joseph In answer to your question, so kindly asked, you may say to them; 'I am indeed the one previously known as Jesus and I request their compassion and understanding as to how much I dislike this name. My name is Jeshua-Ben Joseph I was in the world just as you are now. I felt the same hurts, suffered the same pain such as you all do now. I was...

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Fragile Trust, a poem.

Carol Fernandez

(From 'soft foot treads of my soul.' As she gains height and strength the sun's power smiles through the frozen wasteland of my heart the layers of ice frozen in time from the coldness of others gently thaws exposing the raw nerve endings of deadened desire and the ravaged remains of hopes and dreams. As the first gentle breath of soft south west wind stirs the dormant bulbs of passion...

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