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Hidey Hole Hollow: A Tourist Hot Spot -
Shari Vaudo (431)    
Shari Vaudo   
I'm always trying to come up with a few random ideas to promote Hidey Hole Hollow and to develop the area as a Mecca for tourism. I realize that some of these ideas need a little more work and we may have to completely discard some of them for various and sundry reasons but I don't have a problem... ( added 13 days 2 hours ago.) |
My Maxine Badge of Honor -
Shari Vaudo (431)
Shari Vaudo
For years I've told friends, family and co-workers that she is my idol. I think everyone thought I was kidding though. Why would anyone want to have an attitude like hers? In the four months since I retired, I've had the time to sit and reflect on many things. I now realize I've finally... ( added 6 days 4 hours ago.) |
Jokes For A Laugh -
Hilda Cang (218)  
Hilda Cang
Mother : Didn't you forget to bring home your exercise book or text book ? Son : Mother, we do not need any exercise book or text book now that we have Facebook.
Mother : What ?
A mother brought her 6 years old daughter to a toy shop. The salesgirl was showing the little girl a doll and... ( added 7 days 7 hours ago.) |
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The Elite Social Class of Hidey Hole Hollow -
Shari Vaudo (431)
Shari Vaudo
After much research I've uncovered that Hidey Hole Hollow has several glitzy social circles. Oh yes, it's absolutely true. I've decided to give you a peek into the culture of Hidey Hole Hollow social groups, though not necessarily in their accepted order. Old Family: Names appear in John S.... ( added 17 days 7 hours ago.) |
Saudi America -
 - John Sammon (3,543)    
John Sammon
I call for an immediate attack on Saudi Arabia to take over their oil and to install an American-backed regime in Riyadh friendlier to the United States. It's been eight whole years, and we haven't attacked a third country yet. We only attack countries weaker and smaller than ourselves. It was... ( added 1 day 8 hours ago.) |
Are you thinking to characterize Oracle DBA as Superhero like Superman? -
Gitesh Trivedi (27)  
Answer: Are you kidding or joking? How can you say DBA as Superhero? No, I do not believe it.
But I have some arguments for same and it may be proved. Obviously it is my own thinking and opinion.
People may have several reasons to assume him or her (Oracle DBA) to be Superman or... ( added 13 days 4 hours ago.) |
Stripper Magic -
Drawk Kwast (369)
When I first moved to Las Vegas I made a commitment to myself to avoid strippers which, against my better judgment, I would later change my mind on. What had not occurred to me was that when you live in Las Vegas, every attractive girl you meet is either a "dancer" which is the same thing as... ( added 2 days 5 hours ago.) |
5 Reasons Why I Refuse To Turn 30 -
- Timothy Ward (533)  
Timothy Ward
I'm supposed to turn 30 years old this month. But I think I'm going to refuse and stay 29 another year or so. 'Why', you ask? Well I'll tell you why...
1. By the time my Father turned 30 he had a great job, a beautiful wife, a nice home, 2 1/2 kids (I was still inside Mommy) and an afro. I... ( added 44 days ago.) |
How Did the Seasons Get Out of Whack? -
Mike Fak (5,649) 
Mike Fak
Now please don't think this is a thread to debate global warming because that isn't what I'm asking. What I'm asking is where you all live are your seasons all screwed up as much as they are in the Midwest.
It used to be that March came in like a lion and went out like a lamb. Now around here... ( added 67 days 6 hours ago.) |
Collecting My Inane and Goofy Thoughts. -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
This past Labor Day weekend, my wife and son went up north to visit grandma. I stayed home to do some chores and to clean up some writing commitments. The weekend was drizzly so outside work got put off again but I did clean up what needed to be done with my writing.
I also spent a solid ten... ( added 70 days 9 hours ago.) |
Living With the Goofiest of Addictions -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
Hello, my name is Mike Fak and I am an addict. No, I don't take drugs or pills. I'm not talking about demon whiskey or smoking either. My name is Mike Fak and it has been five days since I have had a chicken wing.
Now some of you might be laughing but I promise you this is no easy addiction... ( added 85 days 10 hours ago.) |
Blundering through Renewing a Drivers License. -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
Well with all the craziness what with covering the county fair, I had to take time to run over to the local driver's license facility to renew my license.
The renewal sort of snuck up on me and since I have only had the renewal notice two months, it is obvious that didn't give me enough time... ( added 106 days 7 hours ago.) |
This Big City Boy Won't Eat Country Foods. -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
I love live radio. It is one of those things that can be a bunch of fun especially if you don't have an iota of regimen about what you are planning to talk about.
My partner Jim and I we're talking about the Iowa State Fair officials being in a quandary over whether or not to make a Michael... ( added 126 days 9 hours ago.) |
Giving a Cat Medicine Is Almost Impossible -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
I have written several times about my relationship with Jackson, my cat.
For those visiting me for the first time I will say in a nutshell that Jackson is the most loyal cat or dog I have ever head in my life. This week our friendship had a rough row to hoe.
I noticed when we were in the... ( added 134 days 8 hours ago.) |
Pains of Being Prominent On the Internet. -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
Of course I make my living on the World Wide Web. Between writing clients, the paper and other miscellany, I am doing just fine but there are drawbacks.
One is that whether you like it or not, if you live with the web you will get plastered all over in places you don't care to be.
I look... ( added 137 days 9 hours ago.) |
Greatest Golf Stories In the History of Mediocrity -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
I will start off by saying all the tests came back negative. I will watch what I do so let's all move on.
I mentioned my golf joke previously but I don't golf. I haven't since 1976. I do have a plethora of good golf stories and since it is the season I will share a few. I will relate that my... ( added 155 days 8 hours ago.) |
Nothing Wrong With Me; Unless There Is -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
Now that was a classically ambiguous and contradictory statement wasn't it? I don't feel comfortable talking about my health but since I started this I will finish it up as best I can. I had assumed I would go into the hospital for a while and that is why I told all of you what I knew so far... ( added 158 days 9 hours ago.) |
Facing My Mortality, I've Kept My Sense of Humor. -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
I fibbed all of you folks as well as everyone in Lincoln this past week and I apologize. I didn't have the flu. To be honest I'm not sure what I had but the initial results are looking like ole Mikey had a small stroke, or then again maybe not. Or course I'm all right as I am typing this and... ( added 162 days 7 hours ago.) |
An Actor I Am Not. -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
Well I told all of you I would tell how the local cemetery walk went.
Many of my friends who listened to my portrayal of a man long gone said I did fine. But after all, friends will say kind things no matter how bad you do something.
To make matters worse, I didn't feel well at all and... ( added 165 days 9 hours ago.) |
Playing a Dead Guy Probably Fits Me. -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
Well, this weekend I'm in that cemetery walk I told you all about.
I imagine it is time to look at the script and try and get in my mind the information I am supposed to tell people. As a school kid, I never studied for a test until the night before and it looks like I haven't stopped that... ( added 172 days 8 hours ago.) |
The Things That Frost Me the Most. -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
I have been pretty much a namby pamby lately with what I have been writing so I think it's time to let my curmudgeonly side come out a bit. A lot of things in this world frost my kiester but I only have so much time so here are a few of my biggest "Just how stupid are you people?" gripes.
The... ( added 176 days 10 hours ago.) |
The Eight Year Old Comedian -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
I imagine most people don't remember everything they did over the years that was goofy. I seem to have a knack for remembering things so I do have a mental handle on many of my biggest blunders or forays into goofiness that I have done over the years.
I recall the first time I did something... ( added 183 days 10 hours ago.) |
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Remembering My Most Embarrassing Moment...maybe -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
I'm not sure if I ever wrote that three decades ago I was in the car business for a time.
I had a friend who opened a Ford store and he asked me to come on board to help manage the mid-sized dealership.
Now in the car business, with lots of dead time to kill, the guys like to play... ( added 186 days 6 hours ago.) |
Becoming An Actor At Age 60 -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
I remember in the mid 70s going to a company meeting where then Arkansas Head Football Coach Lou Holtz was the guest speaker. Holtz, who went on to fame at Notre Dame gave a really great presentation. It was lessons on life mixed with very funny anecdotes of his days in college football.
One... ( added 190 days 9 hours ago.) |
The Things You Can Find Under Your Office Desk. -
Mike Fak (5,649)
Mike Fak
It's almost Easter week and that means the Fak family in Lincoln is in clean-up mode.
We host this holiday weekend and that means we will have family from far and wide coming for the weekend.
It also means we have to get the house all straight and clean and that is where my wife excels... ( added 228 days 6 hours ago.) |
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