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Warpie Writing Straight Through Explosion in Kitchen -
 - Marijo Phelps (2,847)    
Marijo Phelps  
OK, got the kitchen floor moped this morning. That is my least favorite housecleaning task and I am not sure why. While I was in Iowa Mick fed the cats on the wood floor instead of the utility room. Probably because he doesn’t mop the wood floors and hadn’t a clue, BUT they done. First I dust... ( added 8 days 16 hours ago.) |
Ghost Writers in the Storm - Help for Disabled Authors -
Michelle Mackin (3,359)   
Michelle Mackin 
Well, here I go again. I'd like to say that I am all fine and wonderful. But, I'm not. Some of you may recall that one year ago I had a series of mishaps which resulted in me breaking several bones... eight to be exact, on three different occasions.
Well, one of these breaks never healed... ( added 11 days 16 hours ago.) |
Sonic 55 -
- Cameron Home (287)   
Cameron Home
I was telling a friend of mine about Sonnet 55, which is a love poem by William Shakespeare. My friend misheard me saying "Sonnet" as "Sonic". Being a writer and a gamer, I was inspired to write a parody. So here it is.
1. Not Tails, nor the emeralds,
2. Of princes, shall outlive this... ( added 11 days 19 hours ago.) |
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The Day Dream Coach: Daydreaming Makes Me Money! -
- Ben Jones (7,885)   
Ben Jones
I was busy at work the other day; you know, daydreaming, when the fire alarm went off. A very annoying and disruptive sound I might add.
However my cat-like reflexes and lightning fast thought processes kicked in to ensure that I was the first to run screaming hysterically down the stairs and... ( added 1 year 57 days ago.) |
How About Static Straps For People? -
Gerry Charbonneau (1,405)  
Gerry Charbonneau
"Drag your thoughts away from your troubles....by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it." --- Mark Twain
For the home computer repair amateur/enthusiast a static strap, often referred to as a "shocking component", is essential and cheap. It is one sure way to ensure that... ( added 37 days 21 hours ago.) |
Russian Views Of Gender Differences -
- Joel Hendon (18,637)   
Joel Hendon
I read an article in Pravda recently that was downright interesting and held a lot of truth. Some of their conclusions sound a little on the vulgar side, but I'll try to tone them down as best I can. The article was titled "Thirteen terribly weird facts about women." You can get some ideas just... ( added 52 days ago.) |
Wasps - A Clear and Semi Present Danger, the Scourge of the Insect World -
Julian Price (13,305) 
Julian Price
I have had this article brewing for weeks and planned to rant and rave about how wasps are the most useless things/creatures on this crazy planet of ours. I mean, what purpose do they actually serve? Well, in my attempt to at least appear a responsible writer I did a little research and actually... ( added 57 days 19 hours ago.) |
Ahoy Here Blows a Happy International Speak like a Pirate Day with Corny Jokes for Ye All -
- Connor Davidson (5,541) 
Connor Davidson
AAARG , the 19 th o' September be the day o' the talk like a pirate captin'. Yarrgh , and a fine day for sailing the mightily seven seas at that, me-harties. Ye'll love it we a bottle o' rum in yer tum. Alright that's enough of that. We're going to be deadly serious (or as deadly serious as you... ( added 63 days 4 hours ago.) |
Asterisk vs Asterix -
Ben Morrish (7,929) 
Ben Morrish
Can you tell the difference between a commonly used typographical symbol and a popular French cartoon character? It seems most people can't, as you almost never hear anyone pronounce, use, or spell, the word asterisk correctly. An asterisk is a typographical symbol, and it looks like this: * For... ( added 68 days 5 hours ago.) |
Sounds Like "Breast" - Betrayed By Rhyme and Embarrassing Situations -
Julian Price (13,305)
Julian Price
I have recently started a freelance journalism course, perhaps a bit late in the day considering I have loved writing my whole life but better late than even later, yes? This course I have started requires me to subscribe to certain, on topic materials, magazines etc. At the weekend I decided to... ( added 74 days 19 hours ago.) |
Just in time -
- JP Bender (9,756) 
JP Bender
As we come to the close of the Q & A competition on SearchWarp, I have learned the first residential treatment center for Internet addiction has opened its doors in Redmond, Washington.
The facility is called ReSTART and is located near Microsoft's headquarters. It has been claimed that... ( added 76 days 4 hours ago.) |
And Now for my Take on SearchWarps Q and A Session -
Sandra E. Graham (10,088)  
Sandra E. Graham
I know the trip's not over yet, but it has been a great journey. I have laughed and enjoyed being laughed at (with). Some of the questions were pretty much off-the-wall and most of the answers missed the wall completely, but it has been great fun as well as educational. I learned things I didn't... ( added 88 days 12 hours ago.) |
What I Learned From SearchWarp's Question Answers -
Laura Trahan (38,361)  
Laura Trahan
I have to admit that I was a little curious about the new feature at SearchWarp. As someone who answers a million questions a day, I was skeptical about what would be left. Then I realized that for once I might get to hear more intellectual questions then, "Mom, what is for dinner?" or "Mom... ( added 92 days 20 hours ago.) |
Cow Jumps Over Moon - Tomorrow's News Today and the Future of Journalism -
Julian Price (13,305)
Julian Price
The future is never very far away and as each day passes we see another medical breakthrough or a new discovery in the world. Disaster co exists with miracles, life co exists with death and there is change around us, everywhere, all the time. One thing that does remain constant however, (although... ( added 94 days 1 hour ago.) |
A Bird In The Garden, Is Worth Two In A Casket -
Gary W. Halsey Sr. (4,460)  
Gary W. Halsey Sr.
It all started when we started our little project the "Veggie Garden". We had the bright idea of planting a veggie garden this year, and so I went down to the local rental place, and rented a rototiller. Well, we bought bags and bags of soil to mix in with the sand that is here in the desert, and... ( added 144 days 8 hours ago.) |
Why Is It That All The Good Burritos Are Made In California? -
Gary W. Halsey Sr. (4,460)
Gary W. Halsey Sr.
I recently went back to California to attend my nieces graduation from college, my wife and I was there for her sisters graduation, and we thought it only fair to be there for hers, besides, what better way to meet up with family and friends than at a family function like a good ole' college... ( added 145 days ago.) |
The Day the Earth Stood Still -
Gary W. Halsey Sr. (4,460)
Gary W. Halsey Sr.
I know that you will probably be asking yourself, what does he mean by "The Day The Earth Stood Still" huh? Well, what I mean is, is that the day I joined the U.S. Navy shortly after my father had died, it was literally the last time I had seen my step brother Larry, and my step sister Diane... ( added 145 days 21 hours ago.) |
25 Things You Blokes (Probably) Wont Hear From Your Lady -
- Craig Harper (13)
A few months back we explored a bit of fun and silly-ness with an amusing little article article called "Twenty Three Things You Ladies (Probably) Won't Hear From Your Bloke". Well, it seems that I'm not the only one who likes to laugh at myself or take the piss out of my own gender. I have had... ( added 148 days 13 hours ago.) |
Much Ado About Shopping -
Gerry Charbonneau (1,405)
Gerry Charbonneau
" Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding that limit." - Elbert Hubbard
Don't get me wrong. I thoroughly enjoy shopping...for groceries, electronics, books, garden tools and assorted miscellaneous items. In a recession-laden economy there... ( added 156 days 15 hours ago.) |
An Inline-skating Adventure - Medic!! -
Denise Evans (37)
I had imagined this new adventure in a totally different way. Although I knew that it was going to take some practice, endurance, commitment and lots of ibuprofen. So my decision was made to spend some hard-earned money on something that had to have it's origins in a medieval, torture chamber... ( added 160 days 14 hours ago.) |
Growing Up In the 1950's vs 2000's -
Tom Antrim (77)
Growing up in the Ozarks in the 1950's was fun in the face of being so poor that trying to find a dime to take in a movie at our local theater could become a challenge but if you were fortunate enough to have a quarter you could drink a coke and a bag of popcorn while watching a carton, a short... ( added 184 days 13 hours ago.) |
Want Free Tomato Juice? Well Try Squeezing My Face -
- Connor Davidson (5,541)
Connor Davidson
You know the drill whether it's the moron at the movies who won't shut up, the slow sloth thinking that 20MPH is safe on a motorway, the flat out flier that thinks mark 2 is safe on the motorway or even the plain ignorant ignoramus. You find your face going red and the only thing that is... ( added 189 days 18 hours ago.) |
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Don't Open Spam in Public Places -
- Connor Davidson (5,541)
Connor Davidson
You are all probably veterans at receiving spam unless you are my gran and you call email computer post and MSN text phoning. I bet you hate getting spam - I do. Well have you ever opened spam in public? Believe me you don't want to.
Once upon a time, I was in the library (which you could call... ( added 201 days 23 hours ago.) |
American Idol This Year Will Be Adam Lambert ! Perhaps Most Powerful Singer Yet. -
Gary W. Halsey Sr. (4,460)
Gary W. Halsey Sr.
This writers prediction for this years American Idol not may be, or should be, but WILL be 26 year old Adam Lambert who was again amazing. He has been consistent throughout the season with his outstanding performances and has proven that he has the ability to make each and every song his own with... ( added 207 days 22 hours ago.) |
Gary Bee Nimble, Gary Bee Quick -
Gary W. Halsey Sr. (4,460)
Gary W. Halsey Sr.
Back in the day when I was an avid hunter, my brother in law Erick and I were going hunting one weekend during deer season, plus we wanted to go a little early to set up camp at Lake Davis, about 100 miles or so outside of Reno Nevada, just on the California side of the border. We were high in... ( added 209 days 9 hours ago.) |
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