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Best Teacher of the Century Award: Your Mom and Dad

Posted Thursday, November 05, 2009 (2 days 10 hours ago.) Viewed 74 times.

First, remember back to when you were but a wee one, maybe four or five years old. Or better yet, take a look at your four or five year old. What do you see? A copy machine, right? As you drive in the car, walk through the park, go on excursions and adventures here and there you see and hear the familiar. You hear your child making statements and after a fashion you remember those words and phrases as your own, even the one's you'd like to not own up to. Even the facial expressions and mannerisms come back at your full force and familiar.

Going with our original example, now flash forward a couple decades or more, what do you see? Around the age of thirty, maybe thirty-five your words and phrases, and mannerisms become familiar, and for good reason. Why it takes so long for us to realize (are these things time released?) that who we are hearing and seeing is our parents I don't know. It is our mom or dad or both. We may hear them when we get mad at our kids, run into frustration at work, or even in the joy we express; it is our parents coming alive in our own words and actions.

Now let's get to the issue at hand: best teacher ever, greatest influence in our lives.

Well, of all the dozens of teachers I've had through elementary, high school, college, into grad school, who do I remember? Who stands out in my mind? Some teacher I think of now and again as I learn and move forward in life? No, not one of them. But there is one teacher who never taught in the formal school environment who comes back to me time and again through the good the bad and the ugly forever instructing, our student / teacher relationship the most intimate and profound I've had by far.

It is funny to me all the praise and great value we place on school teachers, as if their influence and words will be remembered through the years. It is like a great conqueror who desires to be remembered through the ages when he is lucky if people give him a few thoughts a few times a year for all his bloodshed and efforts. Greatness is fleeting if it is sought after without focus on the giving not the taking. And the best school teacher is one who works in the shadows to the betterment of the student.

"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary." ~~ Thomas Carruthers

"The kids in our classroom are infinitely more significant than the subject matter we teach." ~~ Meladee McCarty

"The teacher is but the catalyst, the poker and prodder, the tweeker standing quite in the shadows, a magician casting spells, the child thinking she has done it all herself." ~~ Jeff Brown

"Instruction begins when you, the teacher, learn from the learner; put yourself in his place so that you may understand what he learns and the way he understands it." ~~ Soren Kierkegaard

But my teacher is one I remember, my father, for he was with me always. Little did he leave my mind when I was younger, and little does he leave my mind now as I achieve, as I come to understand it was the curiosity and imagination he instilled in me; the discipline he forged; the tenacity laid in foundation; the honor and honesty that keep me at my best; responsibility and sticking to the task at hand, all that he taught me, my greatest, my only teacher, that has enabled me to succeed at work, in public, at home. For what school teacher is close enough to teach the essentials, the critical lessons of life, love, and home to make the better man the best-of-all men?

"The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions." ~~ Bishop Mandell Creighton

"He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet." ~~ Joseph Joubert

"You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, he will continue the learning process as long as he lives." ~~ Clay P. Bedford

My father taught me those things no teacher can, things of the heart that are not, unfortunately, fiscally in demand but oh so much more important.

"Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil." ~~ C. S. Lewis

As the years go by, school teachers we've had over the years will fade in our minds, few if any ever coming to the forefront again. So if you want your child to succeed, if you want the best education your child can have to come to light, teach him all that you know and everything will turn out alright in your imperfect educational role, a parental delight.

"Spoon feeding, in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon." ~~ E.M. Forster

"Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all." ~~ Aristotle

"Children learn to smile from their parents." ~~ Shinichi Suzuki

"It is the responsibility of every adult to make sure that children hear what we have learned from the lessons of life and to hear over and over that we love them." ~~ Marian W. Edelman

If we desire our children to get the best education, then we must desire the best from us and to pass it on, to encourage and instill in the child a solid sense of self, character, responsibility, work ethic, honesty, honor, accountability, tenacity, discipline, focus and all that goes along with success, for if we don't prepare the vessel and prepare it adequately regardless of what we put in it, that which is so secondary, it will not matter. For the vessel will spill over all that it has taken in and never achieve regardless of all the knowledge, ability, skill, gifts and desire.

It is time for parents to take responsibility for teaching their children and teaching them well all that they need to know to prosper them to the end of their time.

Teach your children well,
Their father's hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams
The one they picked, the one you'll know by.

Don't you ever ask them why, if they told you, you would cry,
So just look at them and sigh and know they love you.

Crosby Stills Nash Young -- "Teach Your Children

Postscript:

Days after writing this story, I was at home in the evening watching a recorded segment of the morning CNN news with my favorite CNN anchor the smooth Tony Harris. He was interviewing Steve Harvey who was promoting his new book Act Like a Lady Think Like a Man.

The focus of Harvey's book is on relationships between black women and men. On this occasion, he was focusing on black men and how they need to prioritize their lives correctly: God, family, work. As a point of reference, he spoke of our president, Obama, a black man in the White House, president of the United State "The most prestigious position on earth" and that now black men had no excuse. Havey feels that it should not just be Obama's political achievement that should be emulated but his familial achievement most importantly, for Harvey spoke to the issue that behind every successful man should be a more successful family man.

It is to this point I speak at this time. Let me conclude in picture, that which replaces my few words with the many.

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Why Jay Leno is Not Funny: My Late Night List Best to Worst

Posted Thursday, November 05, 2009 (3 days 3 hours ago.) Viewed 51 times.

OK, let's get right to the list of late night hosts, network and cable, and their order of funny or what makes a good late night talk show host:

Craig Ferguson
Conan O'brien
David Letterman
Stephen Colbert
John Stewart
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Fallon
Carson Daily
Chelsea Lately
Wanda Sykes
Jay Leno

What I'm looking for in a talk show host is one who is certainly funny. But what does that mean? It's subjective, isn't it? Well, yes and no. Funny usually means creative and able to catch the listener off guard with a quick wit. If an audience can see a joke coming from miles away, well, it's certainly not going to surprise and generally why people laugh is that they're surprised. For instance, Rodney Dangerfield's joke: "My wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car. She wants me to drive." Or one of my jokes: "My wife was complaining about the kids the other day. I told her, "Don't look at me, you let 'em out." The unexpected.

And keep in mind that timing is important too. If Dangerfield instead said, "My wife wants to have sex with me in the backseat of the car. And she's the one who is always telling me that she wants me to drive." Not so funny. It's got to be boom! boom! For instance, in my joke if I had even used "them out" instead of "'em out" the timing is weakened. The funny part, the punch has to come quick and sharp or you lessen the chance of getting a good response never mind a great response from the audience.

Also, the words, their arrangement, brevity, just plain old ability to create a clear picture in the listener's mind is critical. Those who are able to do so the best is the stuff of genius. Early Robin Williams, a case in point: during a live show he's walking out into the audience, rubs up against several people and says, "Ohhhh, human car wash" with affected body movements and goofy face (The best comics are able to create strong images in the listener's mind in a quick-as-possible fashion). In addition, it appears to be improvised, but it's probably a line that's been in his act for a long time. Believe me, most acts of professionals are worked out in detail over years of trial and error. Roseanne Barr once said that it takes two years to come up with a good hour of comedy. About right.

And certainly, if a comic can sum up a truism of life in a witty way that's another way to an audiences' funny bone. Woody Allen: "In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows." Ellen Degeneres: "Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it" (Also, the long, stringing together of words, phrases, or images is another comic's tool. I used to do Soliloquy of a Valley Girl and string together a seemingly endless list of words that always got a good response).

Or if a comic makes fun of himself / herself it's a great way to endure them to the audience. One's likability as a comic is critical to his her success: Again, Woody Allen: "My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker." (Also consider here Allen's look, his cloths, the shrugging shoulders, the self-defacing, shaky voice, etc. It all works together. Just listen to a funny comic's voice some time. The voice alone sounds funny then along with funny stuff . . . whammo! You're getting it.)

And since we all may not be children anymore but can relate because we love practicing being immature, the child joke category is always popular, for who doesn't like to regress on occasion? Ellen Degeneres: "Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and just run away."

In one of my speech classes some 15 years ago when I went back to college to finish off my BA and obtain my MA to teach, I spoke on the anatomy of a joke: Generally it's what I've addressed above but there's also the use of words outside their normal use. Does that make sense? If you want to be funny you say "Beverage" rather than "Drink" because . . . well, it just sounds funny. Adults say beverage and when you're trying to be funny like a kid (comics are the big kids), using adult words is funny. Just listen to your four-year-old and how cute / funny he sounds saying things using your adult words.

And one last thing: confidence in the joke and commitment. Richard Pryor said that if the audience gets a sense that you're intimidated or not in charge, you're dead.

OK, so I've set the stage. But one last thing. Don't forget visuals. Comics can do things with their bodies and face to add to the humor. Think Jerry Lewis: "Hey Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaady!" And remember the face that goes with it. OK, the list.

Why is Craig Ferguson at the top? Well, he's a lot more unpredictable and inspired than all the others; he's himself and enjoys not only himself but the audience and it shows with people ready to laugh and laugh hard at almost everything he does or says. He's frequently telling personal stories or anecdotes from his personal life (Remember, the stayers, those with longevity are the ones who are likable. Think Tim Allen). He is creative and zany and doesn't read joke cue-cards like Conan, David, Jimmy, and Jay, something that bores me to tears. Oh, and no band.

His show has an improvised, off-the-cuff feel, even though it's obviously been well rehearsed. He often begins with some zany sketch with hand puppets (alligator and pussy cat lovers who riff on the odd and unpredictable to great laughter) or Craig and other actors singing / dancing about. During his dialogue, he plays with the camera coming from the side or from underneath, advancing upon it like a friend at a party.

When I first stumbled upon Ferguson, I noticed something different. It was the way the audience responded. They were laughing often and hard, but an important point of note is that they are really with him. Each audience not only laughs but they create what is called in the industry "Ripple laughter." This happens when the comedian is so funny he can barely get the audience quiet enough for the next joke, a ripple of uninterrupted laughter.

Conan is good because he's like Ferguson. He thinks funny. He's not just some actor reading cue-cards with little wit or sense of the odd that which he takes with him behind the microphone during interviews. He also writes some interesting, insightful and zany sketches. He's really developed over the years, and after he learned to relax he's really come on.

Letterman used to be my top guy when he first came out. Much more cutting edge than he is now. He's pretty much settled into a cue-card reader who is little inspired when reading jokes or interviewing guests. He's relying too much on his canned responses / attitude and does little that's cutting edge or funny, for that matter. But he can still on occasion be quick on his feet with some original, insightful barbs like no other. I put him near the top not so much for what he is but out of respect for what he was. May he rest in peace.

Stephen Colbert is the relatively new kid on the block who used to work for John Stewart. He is original and quick witted. He also connects well with the audience and comes up with some insightful, interesting, and original political barbs on a regular basis. He's a bit edgy and connects well with the audience. When I was doing standup, I often heard that if you wanted to be successful with a long career you had to be likable. Colbert is certainly that.

Jimmy Kimmel is rather dry and not quite inventive. I sometimes wonder how performers like him never mind get a job in entertainment but build a career. His humor is fairly predictable. You may remember him from The Man Show which was more crass and shock oriented than funny. He's a KROQ alum made good.

Jimmy Fallon and Carson Daily I'll group together because even more so than Kimmel, I just don't understand how they ever made the big time. Of course, Carson Daily is not a comedian, so not being funny is expected. But Fallon always appears to me to be a guy who's practicing to be a professional comic who's never quite made it. An SNL alum, a guy who happened to know the right people at the right time. He certainly lacks the report that a Ferguson or O'brien have with the audience.

I actually think Chelsea Lately is pretty funny. Only problem is that she leans a little too heavily on the crude, take-'em-down-with-crassness Joan Rivers style of humor, a style that is not built to last. She is certainly quick and funny, but just too heavy handed to get off cable.

Wanda Sykes is a Kathy Griffin all-attitude-no-depth-scream comedian. To tell you the truth, I've never listened to her more than just a few minutes. Like Kathy Griffin, I have a tough time getting beyond the I'm-superior-to-everyone attitude long enough to listen.

And finally, Jay.

Why do I put him last? His delivery is forced and he reminds me of that guy at the party who's really into himself and you can see it in his energy, but everyone else just stands around hoping he'll leave soon. Maybe when he was younger as a standup he was funny. Now he's Mr. Melodramatic, over the top type of B-film actor who rarely has anything funny to say at all. Sorry Jay. I just don't get your popularity. If worse comes to worse, I'll turn off the TV before I have to watch you, unless there's some eye candy like Megan Fox on, but then again, I'll just wait until she appears on Conan or Craig's show, thanks.

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