What is the corniest pickup like you've ever heard?
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Two weeks ago, a guy took my left hand, and seeing my wedding ring, stated the obvious, "You're married."
"Yes." I replied.
He came back with "Happily?"
Not only was it corny, it was unsuccessful.
"You know you want me." *eyeroll*
Yeah, I want you ....... to get lost!
"That's a fine pair of... eyes you've got there!"
"Heaven called, they said they're missing an angel...."
(Guy licks finger, touches his shoulder, touches girl on shoulder) "Wanna come back to my place and get outta these wet clothes?"
"Those lips look great on you, they'd look even better on me!"
LOL Ben!!! hadn't heard the wet clothes one. Still laughing. It just might work depending on the crowd.
My all time favorite chat up line, although not corny but certainly rhymes with it and beginning with (H) has to be
"Do you know the difference between between conversation and sex?" No. "Well lie down and we will have a chat."
"You must be from Tennessee, because you're the only TEN THAT I SEE!!!"
(works evey time guys)
"Is that tattoo real?"
( remember to ask before you touch it!!!)
"Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?"
(Really does take a special kind of woman)
"Do you have a band-aid because I just scraped my knee falling for you?"
((sweet, romantic, funny, and very corny)
I saw this on a video:
"Me+You=Love. Then we can MULTIPLY!"
How about a few
"You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday."
"Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns."
"I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
AND the worst of all:
"Can I give you CPR tonight?"
A guy to a woman wearing a skirt: "I envy your shoes".
A woman to a guy: "Do you need help unwrapping that package. Looks heavy!"
Here's a few any red-necks out there might recognize:
•Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
•My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
•Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
•Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
•You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
•I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I can make yer “bed-rock.”
•If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
•I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta that cheap motel room over yonder.
Feel free to copy them down.
Oops. I just noticed that Bruce asked this question. I should probably have used a pseudo name on this one.
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"You know, money is like snot. You either blow it or it just runs out." Corny and gross but it worked. Those were the first words I said to my wife when we met in a college lunch line 31 years ago.
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