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Asked by Paul Schroeder 1 year 88 days ago.

Who taught you or how did you learn about the birds and the bees?



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Sex is not the answer; sex is the question; the answer is, "Yes!!"

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» Answer from Marijo Phelps Answer given 1 year 88 days ago.
My mom was an RN and taught us a little at an early age and more at other ages all with proper anatomical names etc. She did well, actually way before the film in 6th grade....

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 87 days ago.
The woodsie goes into the gavanda and it moves around and twinkle juice comes out and causes a baby, nine months later.

That's what my non nurse mom taught me.

Who's luckier, you or I?

» Answer from Dianne Lehmann Answer given 1 year 87 days ago.
When I started asking questions (somewhere around age 9 or 10), my parents bought me a book ... with illustrations of all sorts of things! But not the act itself, thank goodness! That might have scared the you know what out of me. :) I never did hear anything about it directly from them and the book was somewhat vague about certain aspects, but it gave me enough to go on.

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 1 year 87 days ago.
True story.

We decided, perhaps wrongly, to inform our four year old son, early, graphically, the truths about the penis-vagina experience.

Two weeks later, during a crowded cocktail party in our house, he walks into the living room and announces:

"I am NOT afraid! When I get married, I'm going to do it! I'm going to put my penis in my wife's vagina!"

The party wasn't quite the same after that strident professed courage.

» Comment from Dianne Lehmann Comment made 1 year 86 days ago.
Paul, that is absolutely hilarious ... but maybe not at the time it happened. Thanks. I needed a good chuckle.

» Answer from Hilda Cang Answer given 1 year 87 days ago.
As you said it, after the question comes the answer, like breathing.

» Answer from Jean Horst Answer given 1 year 87 days ago.
I read a lot of books...

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 363 days 15 hours ago.
With illustrations?

» Comment from Jean Horst Comment made 358 days 22 hours ago.
Of course!

» Answer from Brianna Popsickle Answer given 1 year 83 days ago.
Kids were drawing pictures of it on the chalkboard at school one lunch hour. I went home and told my sister I knew all about it. I whispered it to my sister who turned to my mother and said, "Yup, she knows." I think then my mother gave me a book at some point. The nuns weren't big on talking about that stuff back then. :)

» Comment from Paul Schroeder Comment made 363 days 15 hours ago.
And look how far you've come, from a shy but informed lass, to an inspirational hometown Lady Godiva, for years, in local parades, in Canada, on Halloween....

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