What funny proverbs do you know?
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They can be funny proverbs or totally meaningless, useless proverbs.
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If you dig a hole for someone else, you'll fall into it.
A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Anger can be an expensive luxury.
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts;
if wishes were horses, beggars might ride.;
ifs and ands were pots and pans, then we would need no tinkers.;
if wishes were fishes, there'd be no room in the river for water.
Words have no wings but they can fly a thousand miles.
Be aware of the idiot, for he is like an old dress. Every time you patch it, the wind will tear it back again.
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
You will never plough a field if you only turn it over in your mind.
If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is.
Excellent :) Lots here I never heard of. Leah
Writers write.
Give him an inch and he thinks he's a ruler.
I cried because I had no hat until I met a man who had no head.
Sorry, I'm not sure if they are proverbs, but I like to say them.
Hilarious, I especially like
'Give him an inch...'
I'm gonna use this on my boyfriend!!
Total Answers: 3, Total Page Views: 2,053.Never play leap frog with a unicorn
lol, ouchhhhh
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