Asked by Kenny St.pierre ⁽⁶⁷⁹⁾ 35 days 16 hours ago. (More question by this person)

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

Answer from Robert Ogden ⁽²³¹⁾ 35 days 14 hours ago. More questions answered by this person)
Only if they can charge extra for them being overweight.

Answer from Fran Larson ^(20,012)
Fran Larson 34 days 20 hours ago. More questions answered by this person)
Sorry, I don't think this is really funny. Also, think you may have gotten the idea from yahoo.com answers. Fran Larson

Comment from Kenny St.pierre ⁽⁶⁷⁹⁾ 34 days 19 hours ago.
*** Yes, I did get this and others on the internet. So what?! A question is a question, and I'm willing to give points for the best answer.

*** It's unfortunate for you that you are unable to distinguish the difference between humor (Just for fun!) and something serious. I had a wonderful friend with the greatest sense of humor, who after she died got cremated. When I saw this question I just knew I had to post it because all I could envision was her beautiful smile nodding her approval. There is no doubt in my mind she would have laughed at this question.

*** I have a saying, "Those who are too serious fly large planes into tall buildings."

*** Do us all a favor and lighten up!! :)

Answer from Nenita Wells ^(1,977)
Nenita Wells 33 days 18 hours ago. More questions answered by this person)
Most crematoriums charge according to the price list. Depending on how charitable the owner is or how business-oriented the owner is, he may or may not give discount to a dead burn victim.

Answer from Steven Rogers ^(5,562)
Steven Rogers 30 days 16 hours ago. More questions answered by this person)
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no as they still have to build the same fire to do the same job