Asked by Steven Rogers ^(5,163)
Steven Rogers 18 days 3 hours ago. (More question by this person)

What is your favorite pun?

Two antenna met on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The wedding ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent!!!!

Answer from Connor Davidson ^(5,541)
Connor Davidson 18 days 3 hours ago. More questions answered by this person)
Ira Coffin - sorry Ira, but I guess you are the cartoon humor guy so you should be good with humor.

Answer from Cameron Home ⁽²⁸⁷⁾
Cameron Home 18 days 3 hours ago. More questions answered by this person)
Pi was egotistical.

He loved himself! He loved himself, and he just couldn't stop loving himself! All he did all day was eat pie after pie after pie...

He would then usually get water (in a cylindrical glass) and return to eating pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie after pie....

And so he grew fat.

None of it went to his legs, all to his body. He didn't grow tall, or round, but wide. He looked like a horizontal stick resting on two vertical sticks, it grew so bad!

Finally, after eating 31415926535897932384626433832795 pies, he got sleepy. So as he got up and walked to his bed, he looked into his (circular) mirror on the wall, and saw how fat he was, and was disgusted with himself!

Then he fell asleep.

When he woke up, he figured he had to do something about this. After pondering for a few minutes, he decided to consult one of his friends, i.

i was a fitness nut. All i did was work out and train and anything physical, so he would always be nice and skinny.

So pi walked outside, and i was just there, because he could be!

Pi immediately said: "Hey, i, I was thinking of losing a lot of weight for no apparent reason! Could you help me?"

While i simultaneously said: "Hey, pi, I was thinking of gaining a lot of weight for no apparent reason! Could you help me?"

The two friends immediately laughed at each other's idea.

"Get real!" Pi scoffed.

"Be rational!" i sneered.

Answer from Nenita Wells ^(2,071)
Nenita Wells 18 days 2 hours ago. More questions answered by this person)
I like this one: He ate too much on Thanksgiving day that he wants to quit cold turkey.

Answer from Robert Ogden ⁽²²⁷⁾ 17 days 22 hours ago. More questions answered by this person)
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Bowling jokes - they're right up my alley. I come up with them in my spare time and have a ball doing them. Critics say my mind is in the gutter but I roll along lest they find something to pin on me. Hmm...must be in my delivery. Well, before they strike me, I think I'll split.

Answer from Gregory Mulford ⁽⁰⁾ 17 days 17 hours ago. More questions answered by this person)
I’ve been reading something very interesting; Stephen Hawking’s latest book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.