I'm the World's Greatest Clairvoyant

I’m the greatest clairvoyant since Rasputin. Maybe I’m Rasputin come back.

Why doesn’t the world know it?

Oh sure, go ahead. Mock me. You’ll see.

You doubt me? You think I’m bragging? Think I’m arrogant? Wasn’t it the boxer Cassius Clay Ali who once said, “if you don’t blow your own horn, nobody else will."

Look at my track record.

I predicted Hurricane Katrina a week before it happened (read my column “Doomsday Five“).

I predicted the death of the crocodile hunter on his TV show a year before it happened (read my column “He’s a Crock“).

Last year I predicted Saddam Hussein would be executed and become a martyr (read my column “Next Prediction").

I tell ya’ I’ve got the gift. I know it! It’s real. Go ahead world. Try to ignore me.

I said in the column Next Prediction that Saddam would be better left in jail to languish because execution would give him the chance to become heroic. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. A despicable man. Nonetheless, he faced his taunting executioners with bravery. He is now a hero in much of the Middle East, his past crimes pushed into the backside.

I predicted we’d bungle it. And we did. Just like I said.

How long can it take? How long can the powers-that-be, the elitist media, Katie Couric

and the rest, ignore the greatest mystic, soothsayer, prophet (I’m blowing my own horn) since Nostradamus?

I’ll just keep making these eerie truthful dead-on predictions. So go on, act like I’m not here.

My website gets a hundred visits a day. And I can tell the future. I’m not claiming to know everything. But remember, Katrina was a “Class Five" storm, and I titled my piece Doomsday Five.

Chance coincidence?

Just keep it in mind.

It’s spooky.

Editor's note. Why does my pose, a picture taken years ago, resemble that of Rasputin? Another coincidence?