“Humor is a Universal Language.” Joel Goodman by David Tanguay

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Some children's answers to church school questions - from the Church of England:

• Noah's wife was called Joan of Arc.

• Henry VIII thought so much of Wolsley that he made him a cardigan.

• The fifth commandment is "humor thy father and mother".

• Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

• Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrod's.

• Holy acrimony is another name for matrimony.

• The pope lives in a vacuum.

• The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.

• Iran is the Bible of the Moslems.

• A Republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.

• Abraham begat Isaac and Isaac begat Jacob and Jacob begat twelve partridges.

• The native of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.

• The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

• It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.

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