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Quotation #1:

Great Wife: Do you love me?
Husband:  Yap.
Great Wife:  What is "yap", what is your meaning?
Great Wife:  Whom do you love?
Husband:  You!
Great Wife:  No!  You better say it clearly.
Husband:  Alright.
Great Wife:  Hurry up, say quickly!  If you do not say today, do not think of sleeping tonight.
Husband:  I love you...
Great Wife:  This is what you said willingly.  I did not force you!

Quotation #2:

Great Wife:  Dear, please come over here!  Look at that window, the husband helping the wife to massage.  You better watch carefully and learn hard!

Quotation #3:

Great Wife:  Dear, eat this apple.
Husband:  Thanks, I do not want it, you eat it.
Great Wife:  Oh, then I eat that good one, this one rotted.

Quotation #4:

Great Wife:  I have no clothes to wear. That one I bought last week was not suitable.  I do not even have one to wear for outing.  Twenty over clothes, none of them suits me at all.

Quotation #5:

Great Wife:  I feel cold.
Husband:  You have to put on my jacket.
Great Wife:  No.
Husband:  But you will get a cold.
Great Wife:  Why not you hug me?

Quotation #6:

Great Wife:  What are you doing now?
Husband:  Nothing.
Great Wife:  Do you feel boring?
Husband:  Yap! very boring.
Great Wife:  I am boring too.  Why not, we give birth to a child to play for fun.

Quotation #7:

Husband:  When you married me, you like my intelligence or character?
Great Wife:  What I like is this kind of good humor you have now.

Quotation #8:

Great Wife:  This dish is delicious, you have good taste.
Husband:  Yap! nice.
Great Wife:  So tomorrow you continue to cook.

Quotation #9:

Great Wife:  You like the dish I cooked today?
Husband:  Yap, very nice to eat!
Great Wife:  So you wash all the bowls now.

Quotation #10:

Great Wife:  I do not want to play anymore.  You are cheating!   You promised me to let me win the chess today. 

Quotation #11:

Great Wife:  Do you know why I wipe the cake's cream onto your face?  Because you won this chess!  Say, the next one you win or lose?

Quotation #12:

Great Wife:  Our kid is bullying the neighbor children again,  what will you going to say?  ...forget it, it is not too late to think about it after our kid is born.

Quotation #13:

Great Wife:   Why do I have to brush the bag for you and you cut the apple for me?
Husband:  So, I shall brush myself instead and you cut the apple yourself.
Great Wife:  So, everyday I cook my own and you cook your own, alright?  But, wait....it seems like, something is going wrong between us!

Quotation #14:

Great Wife:   I spent a lot of money today.  All my money is gone...
Husband:  Oh, that is my money!
Great Wife:  No, your money is my money and my money is still my money!

Quotation #15:

Great Wife:  Am I putting on weight, dear?
Husband:  No!
Great Wife:  No?  You look carefully.  Here, here, I have obviously got fat.
Husband:  I do not feel it.
Great Wife:  You are bluffing!  Am I fat or not, say?
Husband:  Alright, alright, you are fat...
Great Wife:  What?? What did you say?
Husband:  Fat...oh....stop pinching me...
Great Wife:  You better make it clear.
Husband:  You are still slim.
Great Wife:   Aha, that is correct!

Quotation #17:

Great Wife:  Get back home now.  You go ahead.
Husband:  How about you?
Great Wife:  I'll go behind and you pull me up the staircase!

Quotation #18:

Great Wife:  Now my turn to go in front.
Husband:  Oh, that is good.
Great Wife:  This time you push me up the staircase!

Life is fun.  Specially if you are married with such a great wife...

Resource:

It is said that humor is the oxygen of the soul.  John Joon strongly agreed about it.  John Joon is a part time humor comics creator.  Besides taking part of his time in comic creation, he also spent a lot of time in collecting various humor comics across the world.  To help you better in discovering the humor in life and also help you learn and master the skill of humor, please visit How to be FUNNY! and Priceless Humor Comics and Make Women Laugh And Fall In Love.

John Joon is a outstanding vocal coach on the subject of singing high notes. His struggles on how he had learned Singing High Notes is well instructive, and educational.  His web site, How to sing high notes, provides a range of informative articles and resources on everything you'll ever need to know about singing high notes.





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