Another kara(joke) for your next karaoke
T'he problem is size', she handed me the tape
'The answer is exercise, it follows that there is no escape
Id like to help you in your struggle to get in shape
There must be fifty ways to lose your blubber'
She said , 'its really not my habit to rude
I must be delicate, or I may be misconstrued
I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to lose your blubber
Fifty ways to lose your blubber
Just go to the gym, Slim
Make a new plan, Man
No need to eat that, Matt
To get yourself thin
Hop on the Tread, Fred
No need to eat, Pete
Cut out the fat, you Rat
And get yourself thin
Just go to the gym, Slim
Make a new plan, Man
No need to be fat, Matt
Stop eating and listen to me
Hop on the Tread, Fred
No need to eat, Pete
Cut out the fat, Rat
Get yourself thin
It grieves me so to see you shaped like Buddha
I wish you would stop eating all that junk food, ah...
I said I appreciate that, and asked her to explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don’t you just chew on it tonight
In the morning you’ll be ready for the fight
Then she kissed me, and I realized I rather go for a bite
There must be fifty ways to lose your blubber
Fifty ways to lose your blubber
She nagged, Drink diet coke, Bloke
No need for those fries, buys
No need for that starch, Arch
To get yourself slim (pause)
I said, It sounds to hard, Marge
Pass me the food, Jude
Round’s the shape I’m in, Lynn
I ate with a grin…
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