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I have gathered a list of Funny Christmas Quotes to help you cope with this holiday season. Yes, we all love the holidays...but sometimes they can make us want to scream!
In order to truly enjoy this holiday season it is important for you to keep smiling and laughing. After all, the Christmas season is meant to be enjoyed.
So, here is a list of twelve of the funniest Christmas quotes to help you cope with, I mean enjoy, the twelve days of Christmas.
Enjoy these wonderful Christmas quotes and have a happy holiday season!
Top 12 List Of Funny Christmas Quotes
Humorous Christmas Quotes #1
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning
Humorous Christmas Quotes #2
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
Humorous Christmas Quotes #3
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
Author Unknown
Humorous Christmas Quotes #4
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Author Unknown
Humorous Christmas Quotes #5
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
P.J. O'Rourke
Humorous Christmas Quotes #6
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
Author Unknown
Humorous Christmas Quotes #7
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck
Humorous Christmas Quotes #8
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
Humorous Christmas Quotes #9
Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
Author Unknown
Humorous Christmas Quotes #10
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
Tom Sims
Humorous Christmas Quotes #11
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
P.J. O'Rourke
Humorous Christmas Quotes #12
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard
I hope you've enjoyed this Top 12 List of Funny Christmas Quotes.
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» left by Anonymous (356 days 12 hours ago.)
I beg your pardon! I wrap Christmas presents quite nicely, thank you very much! LOL! Enjoyable collection, Joe! Respond to this comment
» left by Dave Tanguay (356 days 8 hours ago.)
Enjoyed reading these quotes. I believe no. 8 by Jay Leno is my favorite.
"thanks for sharing" Respond to this comment
» left by Anonymous (351 days 5 hours ago.)
wow those are all soo true! i liked them all. Respond to this comment
» left by Sally Smith from Canterbury Kent (350 days 17 hours ago.)
Useful quotes, very topical. Thank you! Respond to this comment
Humor often hits home with a tickle, or truth wihout the lecture. As an ex-baller (before, during, after school, b-ball summer camps, etc.) I applaud your effort.
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