Riding around with Leo is always an adventure because he is such a funny cat!
We always start off by going to Dunkin Donuts for his cappuccino and breakfast sandwich, then we just drive around for a while so he can look at the scenery while he eats.
It was a nice day, and I was even enjoying the drive for a change. But then it started.
Leo: “Jurge, Jurge, I want a blonde! Get me one! Lookie, stop there, pleeeeesssseeeee"
George “Leo, that shop is called Blinds For You, not blondes for you!"
Leo: “Oh, sorry Jurge"
A little further down the road he starts up again!
Leo: Jurge, Jurge, give me your cell phone, I want one of those. Please call, pleeeeesssseeeee."
George: Look, you dumb cat, it’s called Call-A-Wrench, not call a .. oh, never mind! It is a plumbing business."
Leo: “Oh. Sorry Jurge."
George: “Thanks ok, now just sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.
Leo: “Ok Jurge, I will, lookie, lookie Jurge, lets stop there!"
George: “Where? Leo, that’s a bank. Do you have an account here?"
Leo: “No, lookie, Jurge, lookie, see? It says totally free checking! I can get a free checking account! I can pay off my bookie! I can pay for taxi fares, I can get all of the fish that I want for my aquarium, you know how it soothes me to sit back and watch them swim before Miss Kitty tries to eat them. "
George: “Leo, Totally Free Checking means that you do not pay a service charge, it does not mean that they give you unlimited money when you write out checks."
Leo: “Oh. Can we just go home then? This is not fun anymore."
George: “Sure, let’s head home buddy."
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