February 1st: "My children and I will weekly eat one dozen bagels with lox."
February 1st: "I will buy a collar and a leash for my chia plant."
February 1st: "I will allow my children only two Gogurts in their mouth at a time."
February 1st: "I will show my kids where I ate super chili dogs in high school."
February 1st: "I will store my bag of Krispy Kreme doughnuts next to a bottle of Metamucil."
February 1st: "I will fill up our Van at The Stop and Go."
January 1st: "We will never eat food in the car in 2008."







