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First , understand I'm not saying I believe in spaceships or aliens from another planet, but I am smart enough to say, " I don't know."

But if there is, why won't they just land already and do a meet and greet with us ? If they're so interested in our planet what's keeping them from making it official and communicate with us worldwide.

Well, imagine you are the one sent down with a crew to investigate the situation, how would it appear to you? What would you report back to command control ?

You couldn't help but notice that on any given day there are 80+ wars going on, some of the women look like men and some of the men act like women, nobody seems to want to get along outside their own group.

You've only found 10,000 out of the entire 6 billion that are not on some form of alcohol, drugs, medication, therapy, or just plain wacko.

They all want to either be in charge or enslaved, they enjoy each other naked but they all walk around covered up, there seems to be this fascination over these pieces of paper they call "money" and we haven't been able to figure out this thing they call chocolate. Oh! and they all talk funny too.

Headquarters: Well what about the scout I asked you to send in to learn more firsthand?

You: Yeah...well, we sent him to the destination you suggested, that place called San Francisco. And now all he does is sit in the corner mumbling " Whoops they did it again."

Headquarters: What happened ?

You: Uumm not good news...we think they did an anal probe sir.

Headquarters: That's it, you guys are out of there, we'll try again later.

So you see, if they are there, their not going to be landing anytime soon, not on purpose anyhow.


Michael has been involved with numerous business ventures over the years, the latest being his desire to teach Internet marketing. His present project is building a massage therapy site for a client.
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