Easter will sneak up on you before you know it. It lands on March 23rd this year, so you if you want time to prepare for the Hippity Hop fun with the Easter Bunny, better get started. The next time Easter will fall on an early date won't be until March 25th 2035.
If you're interested in the origin of Easter, where the Easter Bunny came from, how did the hiding of eggs become part of the Easter tradition, who is the real Easter Bunny. Check out my other Easter Articles, it tells all.
Here's a great way to wish you family and friends a Happy Easter. You can use some of these Easter Bunny Jokes on your Myspace, in a IM, txt message, or your MSN Chat.
These Easter Bunny Jokes, one liners, and Riddles are a bit Cheesy, and a bit of fun! Here's a list of the best jokes around.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A good Easter.
What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing ya.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!
How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
Hoppy Easter!
Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
He was making the movie.
What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A smarty pants.
Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
Because he is eggocentric.
How do bunnies stay healthy?
Eggercise
What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead.
Why are people always tired in April?
Because they just finished a march
What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
Hoppy Easter!
How do you catch a unique bunny?
Unique up on it!!
Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
Because he had a eggache! (headache)
What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A good Easter.
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What did the bunny put over his sore? 
A eggage.
Why is the letter A like a flower?
A bee comes after it
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
Hoppy Easter!
What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A slam duck.
What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
Hot, cross bunnies.
What is the end of Easter?
The letter R.
What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A hairless hare!
How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!
What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
Your one hot chick!
What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain!
Why did the bunny go to the dance?
To do the bunny hop!
Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
In the dictionary.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Because it has four rabbit's feet!
What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
Went on their bunnymoon!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!
Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?
Mallardjusted.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
What kinds of books do bunnies like?
Ones with hoppy endings!
What type of movie is about water fowl?
A duckumentary.
What grows between your nose and chin?
Tulips.
For some more hopping fun, I have three really cheesy articles all on Easter One Liners, Riddlles, jokes, here's the links to the other two.
Hoppy Easter, You sweety Bunny Hunny!
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