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Easter Bunny Funnies, One Liners, Riddles, Knock Knock Jokes.

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Everyone loves to have fun at Easter time, that's why Easter Bunny jokes are so popular. There are soo many Easter Bunny Jokes, One liners, Riddles, Knock Knock Jokes, Sayings all about the Easter Bunny, that when I decided to share it with you, three articles later, I finally ran out jokes.

Here ya go. And remember Easter falls on March 23rd this year, so don't miss out.

Ohh yeah, and if you love the Easter Bunny, why not check out my other Easter Artiles, I have 10 of the Best Reasons to Believe in the Easter Bunny, and Ten of the Best Reasons to Celebrate Easter.. They are a bit cheesy, but it's all in fun.

Here ya go.. Hope you get a chuckle or two.

What day does an egg hate the most? Fry-days.

Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails? To the re-tail store.

Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.
 
 
Happy Easter
 
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How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs (x) marks the spot

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Some bunny

Some bunny Who?

Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!

What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.

Why did the bunny go to the dance?
To do the bunny hop!

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

Waitress, what's this hare doing in my soup?
Looks like the back stroke.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
The chicken had his Easter Eggs!

Why did the easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (X) marks the spot!

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you!

What does a sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.  What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!

How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
From scratch.
 
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it's not empty any more!

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny!

Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

How does Easter end?
With the letter R!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?  
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a scout?
 A rabbit who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
 Hot cross bunnies!

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Because the powder puff is on the other end!
How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

What is a rabbit's favourite dance?
The Bunny Hop.

What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold little bunnies.
How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare plane!

What do rabbits have that nothing else has?
Baby rabbits.

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare-dryer!
 
For some more hopping fun, try out my other two articles.
 
 
 
 
Happy Easter.
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