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Relationship Advice From My Ex-Husband

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The Internet is full of relationship advice. There are more self proclaimed relationship experts out there than there are couples that are in need of their help. So, I thought I would shine a different light on the subject and present you withrelationship advice from my Ex.

  • Out of 1,000 men who were asked if they knew what their wife's favorite flower was, 999 of them said, Pillsbury. The other guy said he had no idea, but that if he could get his wife to cook, there would not be any problems in their relationship in the first place.

  • It's not about the quality of the sex; it's all about the quantity, why can't women get that?

  • Of course men have "feelings" and "wants" I want a beer now, I feel like watching football now, I want you naked now, I want you to stop talking now. In fact, men probably have more "feelings" than women do.

  • It's NOT the dress that makes you look fat.

  • I think Albert Einstein said it best when discussing why so many marriages fail; "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed". I certainly think men are on the losing side of this equation.

  • If a woman would look at a potential spouse and ask the question, Is this the guy I want my future children to spend their weekends with? Maybe they wouldn't have so much to complain about all the time.

  • Men are from Earth, women are from Earth, deal with it.

  • If women could apply the same logic they use when informing us guys how stupid it is to watch race cars go around in circles for five hours to the idea of spending fifty bucks to get their nails done every two weeks, the divorce rate could be cut in half.

  • Before getting married, a man should have a clear idea on what "forever" actually means. Sex with the same woman for the rest of your life!

  • The secret to a successful marriage is to not be around each other to much.

    And there you have it. It's clearly evident, at least it is to me, that men and women are different.

    Seems so obvious, but when you're in a relationship, many couples often fail to make this distinction and aren't willing to allow the possibility of conflicting views without it turning into a true relationship conflict.

    I certainly understand this now but I realize it would not have saved our marriage anyway. The comment that it wasn't the dress that made me look fat, was completely unforgiveable and certainly grounds for divorce!

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    » left by Anonymous (1 year 347 days ago.)
    Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
    Absolutely halarious and spot on Myla. I love reading your articles. Your humor is certainly evident and you are a master at weaving entertainment, information and humor into your articles. great job... waiting for more.
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    » left by Myla Madson (3,357)
    Myla Madson
    (1 year 345 days ago.)

    I don't know who to address this to but you mention that you read my articles so I'm assuming you may be back. Thank you for your comments and don't ever worry about going overboard when praising my talent, in Myla world, more is ALWAYS better! Thanks again...Myla
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    » left by Browse Hound from usa (1 year 347 days ago.)
    Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
    I agree. I'm gonna digg this article because it is so unique and I know others will enjoy reading it
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    » left by Leah Gray - Illustrator (13,925)
    Leah Gray - Illustrator
    (1 year 345 days ago.)

    Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
    Brilliant, I may need to quote this on my blog!
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    » left by Myla Madson (3,357)
    Myla Madson
    (1 year 345 days ago.)

    Hey Leah,

    I would be honored to have you use my article on your blog. Thank you for the favorable rating. You don't know this, but your story is my inspiration to try and finally break into the writing business.
    Having you recognize my writing means the world to me. Anyway, the kids need tucking in and I don't have one of those domesticated men you spoke of running around cleaning the kitchen for me, so goodnight for now.

    Myla
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    » left by Randy F. (1 year 345 days ago.)
    Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
    How funny are you, myla! I'm looking for great content for my website, unique and interesting...and humerous. I think I found what I was looking for.
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    » left by Myla Madson (3,357)
    Myla Madson
    (1 year 344 days ago.)

    Thanx for the encouragement Randy. I'd love for you to use my articles, just pleeeeese keep the link active, I need all the help I can get...girls got to earn a living!"
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    » left by Anonymous (1 year 343 days ago.)
    Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
    That Pillsbury line was to die for, mind if I "borrow" it?
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    » left by Anonymous (1 year 343 days ago.)
    Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
    I forgot to mention what an idiot your ex was for acting the way he did but couldn't figure out how to go back and ad it to the comment I submitted earlier. Sorry
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