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When it comes to inventing names for your characters it can often get you into a stew. So how would you like to be able to turn to a secret source where you can confidently cull a collection of cunningly contrived, er... characters names? (Sorry about that.) Then fret no more as I am about reveal all.
The answer lies, in fact, in the common or garden road map! Most homes have one, but if yours doesn't your local newsagents almost certainly will. And before you say, "What is he blathering about? I'm not naming MY hero Chorlton-cum-Hardy!" just hold hard one cotton picking minute and let me explain.
Back in the mists of time, on those rare occasions when someone would move from their native town or village, say Nyewood in Sussex, and settle down somewhere else, they would often become known as John of Nyewood. Eventually they would simply be called John Nyewood. So there is nothing wrong with taking this principle and bending it to our own creative purposes.
I have before me a road map of that fine county of Essex and I need a few names for my next best-selling novel and they've got to be believable. OK, so I cast my eye over the page which is awash with the most amazing and inspiring towns and villages with names like Bishop's Stortford, Stansted Mountfitchet and Stondon Massey.
Of course you don't take these names quite as they stand, but with a little bit of tweaking a fine bunch of characters can soon be standing in front of you bursting with life and veracity.
Take for example Bishop's Stortford. You might be tempted to include a Bishop in your story and call him something like Bishop Gerald Stortford. I would advise against that. We don't want to make it too obvious, do we? But you could use Gerald Stortford, or maybe adjust it slightly to Gerald Startford or Stertford.
Let's move on to the redoubtable Stansted Mountfitchet. What a name! It would almost work as it stands. But no, we must refine it and make it believable for a human being. The idea is to use these place names as inspiration and develop them. So how about we drop the Stansted and we drop the Mount and call our chappy Fitchet? Better still add an extra 't' to make him sound a bit posher and call him Fitchett. Brilliant. You could even reprieve the Stansted and call him Stanley. Stanley Fitchett. I can see him now sitting at an oaken desk in his solicitors office fixing his client with a gimlet eye through a pair of highly polished pince-nez. Frightening! Fitchett, Fitchett and Stanton. Hey, that's not bad!
Now I've given you the idea, what can you do with Stondon Massey? You could use Massey as is, but if it's a female character don't call her Anna! What about Stacey Massey? Or Stella Mansey? Or Sophie Mensie?
You may still be a little nervous that some of these names could still be genuine people and what if they write you a stinging letter of complaint? Well, just write back calmly and politely pointing out exactly how you arrived at 'Fortescue Mancaster' or whatever it is, giving the Ordnance Survey grid reference or other means of identifying where you got it from. I recommend culling all your names for a particular story from the same area on the map. It just makes it easier I feel.
Finally, let's drift back to that disparaging remark apropos Chorlton-cum-Hardy. If you've been paying attention this will present no problem at all. We can easily convert it to Charles Hardy, Chester Hardy and goodness knows what else.
So, when you've populated your novel or story using these tactics drop me line. I'll buy a copy. Promise!
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