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Reported by Me No Fule
Another coverup was reported by critics of the Chinese government today. It was revealed that name of the apparently small girl who lip-synched a song at the opening ceremonies was not Lin Miaoke. Her real name is Mi Lee Van Nee Lee and she's actually 35 years old. The information was leaked by anonymous members of a crooked teeth employees support group of the Chinese National Passport Authority.
England's Olympic Committee Chair Sebastian Coe was overheard commenting that no such dental discrimination will be tolerated in the 2012 games. He went on to say that all Opening Ceremony performers in 2012 will have delightfully gnarled sets of choppers as a gesture of reconciliation.
View a video of the 35 year old Mi Lee Van Nee Lee here:
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