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I GOT MAIL
My first reply
Who do you think you are? Sending me an e-mail saying "I love you" Signed "Mike." Did you think I would like it? Can't you think of more to say than three words? Well, I don't know who you but I will find out. There's not that many "Mike's" you know.
There should be a law against this kind of behavior. You make me sick. I've heard about people like you who run around spewing out your kind of venom, then laughingly retreating back into your little dark corner while waiting on another victim, like a poisonous black widow. Well it didn't work this time. I won't put up with such foolishness. You are the scum for sure. Is that all you have to do, sit at your little poisonous computer and send out "I love you" letters. Well, get a life. I bet you send everybody the same thing. You don't know what "love" is, all you know is how to type eight letters and half of your name all of which matches your brain. I would not take any thing you say seriously. Did you ever stop to think that when you go around telling people you "love" them that you may hurt them. Do you think people just sit around waiting for some one to say they love them. Well, I'm not one of those. If you were really serious you would leave your full name. Not that I care ,you are one of those that probably lies all the time and can't really know the meaning of "love". I really pity you since its obvious you have never been loved and you're sending out help signals. Well try and get some help because you need it!
And don't think I'm sitting around waiting on the likes of you to say things like you say if they are not serious. I'm not! I won't wait on three words. I don't need your love, I have a dog that loves me, thank you very much. Love is a shared mutual feeling between two people that never stays the same but grows. But you wouldn't know about that! I've loved and been loved before and I know all about love. It's a wonderful thing. Maybe you could learn and be sincere when you say those words .I dearly hope so. You have a lot to learn.
signed:
your worst nightmare
My second reply
Dear Mikey,
Well how are you? Did you receive my e-mail day before yesterday? ha haI
I understand you are a 6th grade classmate of my daughter. Anyhow my daughter was very sad yesterday and do you know why she was sad? She said this boy was supposed to send an e-mail saying if he like liked her and uh.. well anyhow she said that he didn't send the e-mail and further more he didn't speak to her all day except to say that he would never, ever tell anyone that he liked them. Ever.
Any how, Mikey, I was wondering if you could tear uh.. I mean like delete that ole e-mail that I sent you and don't tell my daughter about it. Maybe we (my daughter too ha ha) could go to the new pizza parlor and like maybe bowling and movies and you know like every thing, man. cool. groovy. uptight.
If you want you can e-mail my daughter at her mail which is lovergirl@younowhere and remember don't mention the silly ole e-mail. Also there's putt-putt, paintball........
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