Not allot in the sense that I sit for hours like a genetically modified potato but simply that I flick through so many channels in a desperate attempt to find something even remotely interesting to watch!
I typically get back to the hotel in the evening! I am tired and would like nothing more than to put my feet up in front of the box to watch something good! It is this last bit that I can't seem to get to grips with! There's allot of American football to watch; there is even more channels with experts talking about American Football in forceful ways! OJ Simpson might have been doing this had he not been held up in jail today! I've never understood American Football!
And then there are many other channels with many very expert experts who don't pause for breath or blink whilst enforcing their expertise down poor viewer's throats! I found one channel with a nice lady on it and even took my finger off the button but it was in fact an advert for the ultimate cure to genetic neurosis and so I had to move quickly on!
Obama, McCain, Biden and that intense girl seem to occupy allot of channels! At one point I could have sworn that they were talking to each other across channels! Is that possible? I did stop for some ten minutes to listen to Madam Palin give a speech but drifted off into serious depression! God can she talk! She doesn't blink or was that me? But for some reason I couldn't quite get to grips with the way she gives her opinion! She doesn't stop for breath a monster truck going downhill with a brick on the pedal and the brake fluid back home in the garage! It makes sense for a while, the things she says, and then all of a sudden she has turned the conversation to something completely different and in mid-sentence to boot! Clever or just a plain little bimbo having her way - I don't really know! I do know one thing though! This election in America , the candidates and the people discussing them is just one enormous joke! They talk rubbish constantly and really people, would you honestly want any one of them running your country?
I managed to move my eyes away from Ms Palin speaking in her jumpy monotone to a financial news channel! Wow, did I get myself all dizzy and in a complete tizz! I was watching those lines that run across the bottom of the screen, the ones that give the latest stock market prices, exchange rates and whatnots whilst listening to this guy that basically told me to buy as many shares as I could on some banking outfit that I though had recently gone bust! Maybe I got it all wrong as was shouting at me in a rather brutal manner.
I skipped through one channel where an intense midget was shouting "I'm comfortable and regular", rapidly past the porn channel and one of those showing ultimate cheap horror movies! Then I flicked through The Action News, Star Trek (sorry trekies), a Spanish Channel, an expert telling me how to hit a golf ball slowly, some adult cartoons, a history of the Klu Klux Klan (still active today although they don't wear white sheets because they look silly), an extremely man talking about drive-ins and junk food and a gambling channel that I'm sure where telling people that gambling was free!
I also flicked quickly through an assortment of programs that revolved around topics like "I killed my husband and enjoyed it" and "I'm so fat because of my father"!
I've just got it! Ms Palin doesn't know about intonation so she runs everything together in a rapid manner in the hope that nobody notices!
So I watch television allot but not allot if you know what I mean! And anyway, the large and expensive flat screen television, in this nice hotel in Tampa is a bit annoying! It is certainly wide screen but I can't change the settings so everybody looks really really fat!
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