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How NOT to Cook Your Thanksgiving Turkey

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Packing a couple of suitcases-just enough clothes for a four-day stay-Papa and I checked all the doors and windows, then headed out to garage and loaded up our suitcases. Backing out of the garage, I mentally checked over our list of things to take and things to do before we left. Just as the garage door touched down, I asked Papa,

"Did you put the cat out?"

Back in the car again, we start down the drive and Papa asks, "Did you remember your water pills?"

Back behind the wheel again, we sit and go over our list of do's and don'ts before I turn the key on this time. I think we have everything, clothes, toothbrushes, heavy coats-it's much colder up near the Missouri border-and water pills. After closing the garage down for the third time, we have finally made it down the drive to the highway.

"Don't ask me if we have forgotten anything else, because I'm not going back."  Papa is a bit testy now. So I just give him the look. Then smiling sweetly I turn onto the highway and go North to our daughter's home for her-first-time-ever-to-cook Thanksgiving Dinner.

I had always cooked dinner at our house for our three children and their families so this year was a much-looked-forward-to break from the kitchen and the aftermath. If you have ever cooked for a large family, then you know what it's like-you wash dishes three times as you cook and at least twice afterward! And the cooking. My, oh, my! You have to start cooking the night before! I was curious to see how my daughter fared, this being her first time.

Three hours later we entered her front door to the smell of warm pumpkin pie, turkey in the oven, fresh baked yeast rolls-goodness, I'm getting hungry! There is nothing like the smell of Thanksgiving or Christmas cooking on a cold winter's day. Eggnog and Hot toddies (no alcohol for me, please) but the smell is incredible. Freshly baked pies and cookies and loving smiles all around. Family gatherings are wonderful.

Heads bow all around the table and Papa says grace. "Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful table and bless this family as we sit together in Your loving grace. Amen."

Then everyone begins to talk at once as the food is passed around. My daughter's husband stands at the head of the table and smiles as he begins to carve the guest of honor, a huge beautifully browned and luscious looking turkey. Looking around the table, I pick up the gravy boat and pour gravy onto my mashed potatoes. The gravy looks a bit strange-not like my gravy.

"Dear, where are the giblets?" I look questioningly at my daughter.

"Where's the neck?" Papa always wants the turkey neck-his favorite part of the turkey.

Her mouth full; my daughter can't speak right away, so she just frowns and looks around the table.

"Whaaa….?" She finally manages around the yeast roll on which she's munching.

Oh, dear. We all look at the turkey. Sure enough, my son-in-law digs his hand into the turkey innards and pulls out a bag still filled with the turkey parts.

Then all eyes go to my daughter. Her face has turned bright red to match her sweater.

"Nobody told me." She had finally emptied her mouth, as we all had or we would certainly have choked from laughing so hard.

I guess the moral of this little pre-Thanksgiving Day tale is to remember to remove the turkey giblets from the bag-before cooking the turkey. You will need some of them to put in the gravy. Rest assured that your mother or mother-in-law will be quick to notice if they are missing!

 

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» left by Susan Thom (9,120)
Susan Thom
(53 days 13 hours ago.)

Reader Rating: 4 out of 5
hi sandra,
 
this was a well written,
 
sweet article that was fun to read.
 
thanks for sharing,
 
best regards,
 
sue

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, AR USA (53 days 6 hours ago.)

Thanks, Sue.  Glad you enjoyed it.
Sandra

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» left by Sue G. from Little Rock, AR. (53 days 6 hours ago.)
Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
Fantastic, fun and written with lots of love showing through. With Thanksgiving just around the corner--a good read.
 
Sue G. from Little Rock.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (53 days 6 hours ago.)

Thanks, Sue, for the help and support.  Glad to make you laugh.
Sandra

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» left by Walter Rhett (2,655) (53 days 6 hours ago.)
Reader Rating: 4 out of 5
A very good story, and I like the craftswomenship! Neatly paced, neat dialogue, a great capturing of the moment of surprise, the tone of humor and human folibles was present from word one: I knewai was in for a good read! Thanks!

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, AR USA (51 days 21 hours ago.)

Thanks so much, Walter.  Glad you enjoyed the article.  Hope you and your family have a great Thanksgiving.
Sandra

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» left by Parker T (82)
Parker T
(53 days 5 hours ago.)

Reader Rating: 3 out of 5
That's cool
 
Parker T

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, AR USA (51 days 21 hours ago.)

Thank you, Parker T.  And welcome to Searchwarp.
Sandra

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» left by Teresa Ortiz (4,920)
Teresa Ortiz
(53 days 2 hours ago.)

Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
Awe, what a sweet story.I always feel like I am sitting right across from you. You are a gifted story teller! I can imagine her embarrassment. I have a friend whose daughter did the same thing a few years ago. I am sure it was the best tasting turkey ever!! Enjoy your thanksgiving, it's right around the corner :-) God bless you.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (51 days 21 hours ago.)

Thanks so much, Teresa.  Well, I will have to tell my daughter that she is not the only one to have done this.  She will feel much better.  I watched my mom cook too many turkeys not to remember the giblets.  But my daughter wasn't much into cooking while she was growing up and I didn't press her.
Sandra

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» left by Robert Melaccio, Sr. (6,428)
Robert Melaccio, Sr.
(53 days 2 hours ago.)

Reader Rating: 4 out of 5
That is why I never enter the kitchen area and just am content to wait and ask when.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar. USA (51 days 21 hours ago.)

A wise man!
Sandra

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» left by Joel Hendon (4,870)
Joel Hendon
(53 days 2 hours ago.)

Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
Sandra this a great little story.I can understand the daughter's oversight, I started to roast one one time and almost did the same thing.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, AR USA (51 days 21 hours ago.)

Thanks so much, Joel.  I'm glad you enjoyed it.  And Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
Sandra

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» left by Judge Dred (1,323) (52 days 23 hours ago.)
Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
Hi Sandra,
 
I have been on that road! My sister once did the giblets in the turkey trick, and we had people falling out of their chairs with laughter. Thanks for a great article.
 
JD

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (51 days 21 hours ago.)

Thanks, JD.  My daughter will be glad to hear she is not alone.
Sandra

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» left by Val Silver (119)
Val Silver
(52 days 20 hours ago.)

Reader Rating: 4 out of 5
Oh, I think I may have done that once- a very long time ago of course!!
 
Thanks for the funny story. I can't imagine you as a possessor of "the look"
 
VAL

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, AR USA (51 days 21 hours ago.)

Thank you, Val.  Glad you enjoyed the article.  And yes, I can give 'the look' when it's absolutely necessary.  My husband is a 'back seat driver' so I've had lots of practice!
Sandra

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» left by Arlene Wright-Correll (10,271)
Arlene Wright-Correll
(51 days 16 hours ago.)

Reader Rating: 4 out of 5
Always a pleasure to read this writer's articles. I enjoyed her images also. So Happy Thanksgiving to you also.
 
“Tread the Earth Lightly” and in the meantime… May your day be filled with…
 
Peace, Light and Love, Arlene Wright-Correll

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (51 days 5 hours ago.)

Thank you so much, Arlene.
Sandra

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» left by Judi Lake (2,648)
Judi Lake
(51 days 7 hours ago.)

Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
And, Sandra, after reading this I remember why I am a fan of yours -- I felt as though I was right there with you enjoying your holiday and didn't even mind that the bag was still in the Turkey. Thanks for a great story!

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (51 days 5 hours ago.)

Thank you so much, Judi.  And I am a great fan of yours.  I am so glad to be a part of the Searchwarp Family.
Sandra

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» left by Anonymous from Little Rock, AR. (51 days 6 hours ago.)
Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
Fantastic story. Very well written and very funny from a great author.
 
Sue G.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (51 days 5 hours ago.)

Thanks Sue.  Glad you enjoyed it.
Sandra

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» left by Lorrie Davids (5,367)
Lorrie Davids
(50 days 22 hours ago.)

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Sandra, I love reading your stories! Thanks for adding another smile to my day.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (50 days 6 hours ago.)

Thank you so much, Lorrie.  Glad you enjoyed the article.  I just hope it makes my daughter smile--hee-hee.
Sandra

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» left by Anna Emilie Eight (30)
Anna Emilie Eight
(50 days 6 hours ago.)

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Dear Sandra, what a nice gesture of yours :)
 
I think it is quite convenient to hear a nice way of cooking from a person, who sounds to be pretty professional, though.
 
Thank you for your information and I thank you for your lovely way. It doubles the joy of reading your article dear Sandra.
 
big Hugz,
 
Sandra.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (50 days 6 hours ago.)

Thank you, Anna, for reading and commenting.
Welcome to searchwarp.
Sandra

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» left by Brittany S. from Sedgwick, Ar (50 days 6 hours ago.)
Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
I loved this one, Grannie. Mom needs to read it--although, she might get upset that hundreds of people will now know about her first turkey! Ha.
 
Love you. Brittany

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (50 days 6 hours ago.)

Thank you, sweet Brittany.  Glad you liked the article. Hope your mom does, too.
Love ya.
Grannie

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» left by amos dettonville (81) (50 days 6 hours ago.)
Reader Rating: 3 out of 5
Nice homespun story. I liked that the punch line (finding the giblets, neck, etc.) wasn't made up or exaggerated - just true and thus more funny. I suppose the greater humor is in knowing the people around the table - it's gotta be funnier to you. But, we all know those, "getting out the door on a trip" trips back for stuff. We also know those table moments when everybody laughs. Thanks.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar. USA (50 days 6 hours ago.)

Thank you so much, Amos, for reading and commenting.  Glad you liked the article.
My father's name was Amos--you might like to check out my website and read my book about him (AMOS JAKEY).  I think you would like it.
Also, Welcome to Searchwarp, glad to have you join us.
Sandra

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» left by Freida from Arkansas (50 days 4 hours ago.)
Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
That was another wonderful story. I love to read your stories, they are always great. Funny thing is, I bet that happens all to often! haha

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (50 days ago.)

Thank you for reading and commenting, Freida.  Yes, I'm sure this happens a lot.  I'm glad you liked the article.
Sandra

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» left by Anonymous from Fortworth, TX (50 days 1 hour ago.)
Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
Funny, funny story. I'm sure everyone got a great laugh out of that. But, Miss Freida is right, it does happen quite often to young homemakers.
 
Good story. Loved it.
 
Annonomous.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, AR USA (50 days ago.)

Thanks, Annonmous.  I'm glad you enjoyed the article.  It was a fun time for all of us and the turkey really was delicous--even with its innards still bagged up.
Sandra

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» left by Jean Horst (978)
Jean Horst
(49 days 6 hours ago.)

Reader Rating: 4.5 out of 5
Ok Sandra... now that your story has been out for a while and hopefully everyone has read it.... I'll confess... I've done that too.... several times... My turkeys are always perfectly cooked - I've got that down pat, but when I get up at 5 am on Thanksgiving Day, I just seem to forget about those stupid giblets and the neck - why do they need to freeze them inside the bird anyway!!?? I decided to just make it MY tradition to cook the giblets inside the turkey - maybe that's the secret to my perfect turkeys and I just don't know it. Why mess with something that works??.... I make white gravy anyway. :)

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (48 days 17 hours ago.)

Thank you so much, Jean.  Apparently it is not all that uncommon.  And my daughter's turkey suffered not at all from the misplaced giblets.  It was eaten down to the wishbone with none to spare!  Beats me why they do that--I guess it just keeps them from getting lost?????
Sandra

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» left by Marc Dewberry (3) (48 days 22 hours ago.)
Reader Rating: 3 out of 5
Very passionate writer! Writes very well and does a great job painting a picture. However, articles about cooking are not for me.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (48 days 17 hours ago.)

Thanks so much, Marc.  But, yes, we all have our 'druthers'---cooking isn't for me, either--I'd 'druther' be fishing.
Welcome to Searchwarp.  I'm looking forward to finding out what your interests are in writing.
Sandra

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» left by The Candles (516)
The Candles
(48 days 17 hours ago.)

Reader Rating: 3 out of 5
Ha ha ha...I love the pictures that you put Sandra! Again a good piece from the "Bag of Sandra's experience". God bless you...

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (48 days 4 hours ago.)

Thanks so much, TC.  I'm glad you enjoy the little pictures I stick on my articles.  Have and good day and God bless you.
Sandra

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» left by Kate Evans (0) (48 days 16 hours ago.)
Reader Rating: 3 out of 5
Great article! IT made me smile because it sounded like something I might have done.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, Ar USA (48 days 4 hours ago.)

Thank you for reading and commenting.  Glad to make you smile.  Have a wonderful day and Welcome to Searchwarp, Kate.
Sandra

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» left by Anonymous from UK (48 days 7 hours ago.)
Reader Rating: 4 out of 5
Hi Sandra,
 
Found your article very interesting. Hope your family is well.
 
Regards
 
John

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, AR USA (48 days 4 hours ago.)

Thank you so much, John, for reading and commenting.  Have a good day.
Sandra

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» left by Chuck K. from San Antonio, TX (48 days 5 hours ago.)
Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
Great fun at a family gather. Always good to share. Great article, I loved it.
 
Chuck.

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, AR USA (48 days 4 hours ago.)

Thanks so much, Chuck. Glad you enjoyed the article.
Sandra

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» left by Dennis Heikkinen (0) (47 days 1 hour ago.)
Reader Rating: 5 out of 5
Hi Sandra,
 
Loved the article! Very nice. Made me laugh some of things you said. Great article!!

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» left by Sandra E. Graham (2,260)
Sandra E. Graham
from Paragould, AR USA (46 days 19 hours ago.)

Thanks, Dennis.  Glad you enjoyed the article and got a good laugh out of it.
Welcome to searchwarp.
Sandra


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