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20 Ways to Smoke Cigars to the Glory of God

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In 1874, Christian World Magazine reported a curious exchange between itinerant preaches Dwight Pentecost and Charles Spurgeon taking place upon a joint appearance at a worship service. Pentecost included in his sermon an impassioned tale of heeding God's call to give up smoking, as it impeded his piety. Many saw this testimony as a passive aggressive dig at Spurgeon, himself a well-known cigar smoker.

When Spurgeon took to the pulpit, this is what he said:

Well, dear friends, you know that some men can do to the glory of God what to other men would be sin. And notwithstanding what brother Pentecost has said, I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God before I go to bed to-night. If anybody can show me in the Bible the command, "Thou shalt not smoke," I am ready to keep it; but I haven't found it yet. I find ten commandments, and it's as much as I can do to keep them; and I've no desire to make them into eleven or twelve.

The fact is, I have been speaking to you about real sins, not about listening to mere quibbles and scruples. At the same time, I know that what a man believes to be sin becomes a sin to him, and he must give it up. "Whatsoever is not of faith is sin" [Rom. 14:23], and that is the real point of what my brother Pentecost has been saying.
Why, a man may think it a sin to have his boots blacked. Well, then, let him give it up, and have them whitewashed. I wish to say that I'm not ashamed of anything whatever that I do, and I don't feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke to the glory of God.

I believe most anything can be done to the glory of God, so long as we are not doing it idolatrously and so long as we are doing it in awe of and gratitude to God for his good gifts to us.

As an occasional cigar smoker for going on 14 years (I started before it became a fad and kept going after the fade waned), I have some thoughts on how one might partake of cigars to the glory of God. Here are 20 of them:

1. Smoke slowly and reflectively, as part of the discipline of contemplation on God's word.

2. Most cigar smokers I know look at their cigar a lot while they are smoking, up close, tracing with their gaze the veins in the leaves and admiring the burnish of the oils in the wrapper. A good cigar is a work of art. It makes me happy and makes me thank God for his good creation.

3. Smoke outside and thank God for the skies and the clouds and the grass and the trees.

4. My college religion professor, the late great Princeton-trained M.B. Jackson, used to exit the classroom during test time, pipe in hand, saying, "If you need me, I'll be on the steps sending up a burnt offering." That's a good notion. Cigar smokers like the look of the smoke. Think of it as a burnt offering of thanks to the Maker of all good things.

5. The smoldering tip of the cigar is both enticing and dangerous. Like the sin that leads to hell. There's an illustration for you cigar smoking preachers out there.

6. The proper storage of good cigars takes regular monitoring and care (humidification, temperature, etc.). Mindfulness and intentionality are virtues lacking in the modern Church, and we can thank God that taking care of cigars helps cure "hurry sickness."

7. Good tobacco is cultivated, cured, and rolled by hard working men and women in parts of the world most of us will never visit. I think about this every time I smoke a cigar, what calloused, hard-working, talented hands created my cigar. Pray for those people, that God would grant them long life and health and happiness, and thank God for them and their giftedness.

8. Thank God that he makes places in the world specifically conditioned to produce perfect tobacco: the right climate, the right soil, the right farmers. There are no coincidences.

9. Don't inhale cigar smoke into your lungs.

10. Add your ashes to compost or dump them into the grass or flower beds, as a good steward of creation.

11. Have a Bible study or theological discussion group at a cigar lounge.

12. Hang out where people you don't  know smoke cigars and build conversational bridges that allow you to be a witness to the gospel.

13. Smoke with good Christian friends, laughing a lot and talking about things that matter (and don't), and thank God for fellowship. As someone who does this regularly, I can say there is almost nothing more comforting to my soul than smoking stogies long into the night and just enjoying the camaraderie of good Christian friendship.

14. Give good cigars -- good ones! -- out as gifts on more occasions than just the birth of a child.

15. Marvel that someone along the way figured out how to turn the tobacco plant into a cigar (or pipe tobacco) and see that human ingenuity and creativity is a result of being made in the image of God.

16. For the married smokers, thank God you have an awesome wife who is cool with you smoking. (This assumes you have an awesome wife who is cool with you smoking. If you don't, thank God you have a wife who cares about your health, your reputation, your good breath, or whatever the grounds are for her disapproval.)

17. As you smoke, think of all the famous cigar smokers you can -- comedians and writers and actors and painters and poets and filmmakers -- and thank God for their artistry (and for art in general).

18. Pick a spot in your Bible. Light your cigar. Start reading and don't stop until you're smoking a nub. Beats using an hourglass or timer.

19. Take two outside. Light one up. Wait for your neighbor to come outside, then offer him the other.

20. If you buy in bulk, turn the empty boxes into care packages for soldiers or children in third world countries.

Jared Wilson is the pastor and co-founder of Element, a missional Christian community in Nashville, Tennessee, and an award-winning writer whose articles, essays, and short stories have appeared in numerous publications.


Jared's first book, The Unvarnished Jesus, releases Fall 2009 from Kregel.

 

A graduate of Middle Tennessee State University, he lives outside Nashville with his wife and two daughters.

Encounter Jared's passion for the ongoing reformation of the evangelical church almost daily at www.gospeldrivenchurch.com.






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» left by Nathan from Exeter, UK (1 year 100 days ago.)
See, now, I'm just jealous, because smoking cigars is both cool and genuinely extremely enjoyable, but I can't do it because it makes my heart go funny and I can't sleep. Flippin' metabolism. Light one up for your poor, nicotine-sensitive brother, will ya?

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» left by Jared Wilson (1,133)
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LOL
Will do, Nathan! Cheers.

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» left by (1 year 100 days ago.)
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My only cigars these days are at Entmoots, but I enjoy smoking my pipe tobacco as often as I can. My wife's awesome: she encourages my smoking, and doesn't have a beef if I smoke in the house. I guess it makes her feel good to know it's not an addiction because I can easily go without it for more than a month. I think it's probably been a month or more since I last had a bowl; tonight I'll change that, thanks to your well done piece.

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» left by Taylor McRae (1 year 96 days ago.)
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Blogs like these make me miss some friends in Cookeville. See... Cigars seem like a more "intelligent" way of smoking, because it requires patience and endurance.
 
Well done piece!

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» left by Chris Woolard from Greenville NC (1 year 86 days ago.)
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Thank you for that....it made my day.

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» left by Scott Klusendorf (1 year 20 days ago.)
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Love it. I now have 210 cigars in my collection and plan to smoke all to God's glory with negihbors and friends.
 
FYI, I spoke in Cookeville (a debate at MTSU on abortion) in November. Nice place.

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» left by Anonymous (117 days 17 hours ago.)
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Awesome article. That's what our Friday Theology on Taps are all about and you nailed it. Ours is on Facebook search for Somerset Kentucky Theology on Tap. I can't post a link here. I encourage every man to start a small group of about 5 to begin with. Commit to meeting regularly. Encourage a drink maximum so it reduces the risk of a DUI, ours is 3. And stop brothering people to death and get to know each other and flesh this life out together. I like #19. Again great blog!

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» left by Anonymous (117 days 13 hours ago.)
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Jason, as a fellow pastor who enjoys a great cigar I really enjoyed the post. For accuracy's sake it was probably Dwight Moody, not Dwight Pentecost. Dwight Pentecost is still alive and well- a professor emeritus at Dallas Seminary. Spurgeon and Moody were contemporaries in the 19th century.

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» left by Kerry Mackey from West Palm Beach, Flordia (105 days 5 hours ago.)
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Nicely done my friend...
 
Pastor Kerry

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» left by David E from United States, Ky (94 days 9 hours ago.)
Whether it's Spurgeon, Moody, Martin Luther, Roger Williams or Billy Grahm (and I have no idea if any of the former smoked cigars or any other form of tobbacco), that still doesn't make sense from the bible to promote smoking.
 
"There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death. Proverbs 14:12"
 
"Everything is permissible"--but not everything is beneficial. "Everything is permissible"--but not everything is constructive." 1 Cor 10:23
 
I'm not in the business of determining others sincerity, their salvation or their experience with God, but serriously from an exegetical, or homeletic standpoint this is not the protestant principal of living by "sola scriptura".
 
NO, One won't killya but why promote it like it's a good thing? just cause ya want a smoke? Can you really relly on your own understanding? I Think some more.
 
The bible also say's nothing about smoking ganja weed, injecting IV non prescription drug's, nothing about snorting cocaine etc,
 
So why not have a Jesus Ganja party, and witness to you're friends there too?

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