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When I heard about the folder left on the desk in the Oval Office by the outgoing President for our new President, marked simply "from .43 to .44," I wondered what it contained. It wasn't marked "Confidential," and it certainly would not have contained "Classified" information. Possibly, it contained a list of "do's and don'ts," a few recommendations, and maybe some last-minute advice for our new leader. Perhaps it read something like this:
1. The pooper-scooper is in the top-right hand drawer....don't want the new First Puppy to soil the former First Lady's expensive rug.
2. Remember to flush the toilet twice - all 35 of 'em - those darned EPA regulators and their "low flow" toilets!
3. Don't let the girls use the red phone to order pizza.
4. Don't go quail hunting with the VP.
5. Don't put Bill in charge of the Intern Program.
6. Don't email any old girlfriends on that new Blackberry.
7. Better pick a spiritual advisor whose name doesn't begin with "W."
8. Tell your wife not to use those expensive new dishes my wife bought unless you're inviting us over to eat.
9. Call Arthur Murray for dance lessons.
10. Think you might add ex-presidents to one of those bail out plans?
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