People say the a lot before they think. Here is a few examples.
While studying a process called Osmosis someone shouted, "Osmosis, wasn't he that guy in the bible"
We were all sitting in an exam, silent. The exam was on map skills. One girl shouts "Mrs Do I have to use the map."
A teacher got so annoyed at a girl putting here make-up on in class that he made this comment "you may look in the mirror and it may tell you are the fairest of them all. But it will never tell you you're the brightest."
Years ago a girl complained to her friend: "he keeps telling me dinosaurs are real, I'm not stupid, tell him dinosaurs are not real."
Another good one is when one of my friends was arguing with someone who had been annoying him. Here is how it went.
"I bet you have never read a book before," my friend said.
"I have," she replied.
"Yes the Hungry Caterpillar, or was that too sophisticated?" he asked.
"Are you calling me fat?" She answered."
"I'm not gossiping, but I know someone who is"
I will add more.
Connor Davidson 3/10/09
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