Should You Wear Skinny Jeans? Probably
not. There. Article done. (but seriously folks...) Once this fad
actually became a trend, women who knew better seemed to forget the
tighter the taper the bigger the butt.
Sometimes ya just gotta say no.
However,
you SHOULD try skinny jeans if you DO want a bigger butt. I know many
women who say they have a boy body, or the ailment called
"noassatall." Skinny jeans are FOR YOU and you should jump on them
while they're still (for whatever reason) hot.
Realize there
are various versions of "skinny." First straight cut jeans with a
slight taper can really create a "skinny jean" effect. Which is in
essence what you should be doing now that your old enough to not make
those same mistakes again. To create a feel toward trend that looks
current, but doesn't take "what's hot" when it's not...on you.
I
have a friend who says the only people who look good in skinny jeans
are Asian boys. There is a nugget of truth here. Truth aside, I admit,
I have a pair. Very skinny. Stretch skinny. Low rise, black, Dolce
and Gabanna fit-me-perfect jeans, and I like my rear view.
They're
not the best. But they fit and I fell for it. Proportionately they're
fine. Being a 45 year old man with gray hair in skinny jeans...iffy.
Realize
also: If you're knock kneed, bow legged, have very skinny legs
(thighs, knees or ankles to not touch) or heavy legs and calves (they
not only touch they rub) you are announcing this fact in skinny
jeans.
Just for the record: I LOVE skinny jeans. On skinny gals with balanced proportions.
Leave
the skinny jeans to the skinny and proportionate. Or, do what I do.
Squint when you look in the mirror, imagine you look hotter than you
do, then immediately have a strong martini before going out. You'll
think you're fabulous. And that's really all that matters, right?
Known as"The Makeover Guy,", entrepreneur, author and makeover expert Christopher Hopkins has inspired, educated and entertained audiences around the world. You might recognize him from his appearances on HGTV the Oprah Winfrey Show and The
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Okay, this was a very entertaining article. I would hope most women know by now whether they ought to wear skinny jeans, but as it is said, "hope doth spring eternal". Anyway, great job!
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