Okay! It's now or never. Here's the green light. Right now the North Koreans are shipping some nuclear hardware somewhere. Next month they're going to test fire a missile over Hawaii .
They're lining up the West Coast of the US for a hit right under our noses and is anybody going to do something about it? That little hermaphrodite worm (Kim Jong IL) in Pyongyang is threatening every day about what he will do if we stand up to him.
LET HIM HAVE IT!
I was against the Iraq War, but I'm really going to enjoy this one.
You see, you bunch of spineless yellow-bellies who say let's do nothing and who will complain about this column and write your little complaining notes like a bunch of cry babies. Not one of you has ever been to North Korea .
BUT I HAVE! I'VE BEEN TO NORTH KOREA !
They're a cesspool of brain-washed robots.
Right now, they're shipping their illegal shit to some other potential rogue state, but we're too busy fighting ragged insurgents in Iraq . What are we gonna do, wait until Kim the fat little tub of lard in Pyongyang drops an ICBM on Waikiki?
THAT'S MY FAVORITE BEACH !
Now I'm really mad. I could lick you bunch of bastards back when I was over there, and I can still do it. Where's First Platoon, Vance, Thompson, Bowen, Hendricksen, Thornton, Brewster, O.D., Wood B.? Where are you guys? We kicked the North Koreans' asses in 1972. We can do it again.
A bunch of jerks playing propaganda over loudspeakers saying how they were gonna come over tonight and cut our throats. Remember? I used to yell out into the DMZ night air, "come on and try you little rice-eating tapeworm! I'll rip you in half at the waist! Give it a try if you got the nerve. I'm sharpening my knife just for you. I wouldn't want to think you're YELLOW!"
And just remember, all you little comment writers and nay-sayers who will write your little comments finding fault, and calling me a crazy sonofabitch, you've never been to North Korea (don't lie in the comment box and say you have. I know better).
You have to see these stupid bastards in person to know what the trouble is. You have to see them goose-step. They don't have respect for life, least of all their own. They're the kind of people who will tie you down and split you up the crotch with a dull knife and laugh.
THERE'S NO DEALING WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT!
We've been fighting the wrong people because of that wooden-head Bush. The right people we've let slide.
That ship carrying nasty weapons is right now on its way probably to Iran , or some other not-a-fairy-tale place.
It's time to kick the kimshee crap outta' the bum in Pyongyang .
Right on!
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John, thanks for your article. I see you are very passionate about this. As of this moment, your article has been viewed 12 times, yet no comments have been left. I'm not sure but I feel it might be because no one is in the mood of going down that route with you. From the tune and words of your article, it seems like you are gearing up for a fight on here with anyone who would comment contrary to your view. If you would take one advise from me, do write in a more moderate and diplomatic way. Your adjectives are very poignant, and therefore uninviting. I look forward to reading your future works. Thanks.
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