US Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here - Well you gotta give it to the yanks they sure know how to entertain. In comparison to the UK version of the show I don't know what to think. The Americans somehow seem to get it right all the time in respect of entertainment, and choice of celebs. I do however have one comment in favor of The UK series and that is, there is no one can fill the boots of Geordie duo Ant and Dec to cover programs of this nature. This is an exciting action packed full of surprises well devised put together program that makes great viewing, only to have the spirit of the show dampened by presenters Myleene Klass and Damien Fahey. I am not saying they are not good at what they do, but for this particular type of program they are a letdown, "sorry if I upset someone here". Both of them lack that much required "oomph" to make the show that little more spectacular.
I can't say I am shocked at the attitude of "what's his name again" oops sorry not quite as famous as you think you are, "Spencer." Is this guy programmed with some sort of micro chip; his ways are not the way of a human. Both Spencer and wife Heidi Pratt truly live up to their name. In England an idiot is referred to as a prat only with one T but if the shoe fits who cares how many Ts. Heidi who looked like not long out of diapers but acting like that of one wearing one, was no better than her better half. Did their presence in camp make good viewing. I can't speak for all but I certainly know their presence gave way for spewing. It was gut churning to watch two adults practice such pathetic antics. If this is love then please pass me by.
For Heidi Montag's goodwill gesture of prayer for Patti Blagojevich: wife of criminally-implicated Chicago Governor, it will take more than the calling of a witch doctor in the jungle to help her get over her plight. Pattie is still in after four evictions from the Costa Rican jungle. Will she go the full length, who knows? If she is crownedqueen then maybe Heidi's powers of putting everything right should be considered for other healing measures.
Heidi's prayer 'Dear Heaven, please stop all the bad people from being naughty to Patti who is pretty and nice and made of angel milk. I know because I met her two hours ago and now she is totally my BFF. Her words not mine.
Goodbye Janice Dickinson. Was I happy to see her go, I am not sure. Will the camp ever be the same without her? One sure thing is Daniel Baldwin can sleep again, and more food for the bellies of those skeletal bodies that came into the jungle with flesh, as well as not fearing to walk the walk scattered with gollies of phlegm and pee. Was Janice not the first person to point out the dangers of rats coming into camp if food scraps and other was left lying around? Naughty Janice the undercover hypocrite (Pied Piper of Hamelin.)
And if the national enquirer gets gist of that stolen granola bar then its game over: An excerpt I found on Janice Dickinson said "once a supermodel, now looks worryingly like a statue of a transvestite sculpted from a giant raisin," but we are not here judge people on their looks but their guts to feed the mouths of starving kids, renew the limbs of soldiers lost in war, and to put the beat back into some ail failing hearts. These are a couple of the charities that these rich and famous stars are competing for to become king or queen of the jungle.
Jungle contestants
I watched Janice in the UK celebrity get me out of here and she was brash and bold and was loved for it, coming runner up, however up against personalities as strong as her own she never had a chance.
Torrie Wilson: I say is one to watch if not for winning the contest but for her curves and beauty. Aren't American wrestlers supposed to look like the hulk?
Heidi Montag: genuinely, utterly, literally a waste of space so no more said on the matter even though she's gone. Complete opposite to her sister holly, which also sadly was voted out of the jungle.
What made me laugh was how at times they got their priorities all wrong, especially when Stephen Baldwin baptized Spencer in the local river, was exorcism or drowning not more appropriate. Little-Known Fact: when Heidi and Spencer make love, they each call out their own names at the climactic moment, this is a big world you two, and you have a lot to learn from it because there may come a time for a name change. When Heidi was rushed to a local hospital for spewing her guts up, do you think there was possibility she had seen herself and husband on television.
Lou Diamond Philips a great contender another celebrity to watch out for, I mean after all it was him who sussed Janice out as to being the one who was ps taking in the jungle so as to speak.
John Salley is a 15-year NBA veteran, and was the first NBA player to win four championships with three different teams that included the Detroit Pistons, the Chicago Bulls and the Los Angeles Lakers. Celebrity get me out of here is a totally different challenge to what he has been used to over the years, but he is settling in well and showing his true colors of being a gentle giant.. This guy could if he wanted to reach up into trees and grab himself a monkey. I also see John in the last three to take the title of king of the jungle US version of celebrity get me out of here 2009. There can only ever be one winner in a contest like this and I would, as much as I would the others, like to see Sanjaya coming out of the jungle crowned king, but having said that the Baldwin brothers need to be recognized for what they have given to the program and the fun brought into our homes.
There was another who for the life of me I can't think of his name. Who care's, if he was famous then I would remember, however I think his name began with S.
At the end of the day they are all winners to go into that jungle and starve for the sake of feeding another's etc. These people are not worthy of being crowned kings or queens of the jungle, they should be hailed heroes. Good luck to you all and soon will you stuff your bellies without having to beat of crocodiles, eat kangaroo testicles washed down with beetle juice and sleep with snakes.
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