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As one who loves to write in rhyme, I find it very frustrating that there are actually some words in the English language that can't be rhymed. Apparently there are no words that rhyme with Orange, Silver or Purple. Well, at least there weren't any words that rhymed with Purple, until now. I've changed that.
They say there is nothing that rhymes with purple, But how 'bout a thing that's called Maple Syruple? And small little birds who go tweet and chirple, Now those are the things that will rhyme with purple.
They say there is nothing that rhymes with purple, But what about those who eat and then burple? Which sounds very rude and not like a chirple, But those are the things that will rhyme with purple.
Purple and syruple and chirple and burple, The man Wyatt Earp, he was known as Eurple, That is my story; my name's Harry Hurple, Excuse me while I have some purple syruple.
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Nice poem! Over here in Britain we have a word that rhymes with purple - hirple, meaning "to walk lamely or hobble". Not really in common use though! :)
Month, music and pint are also *almost* impossible to find a rhyme for!
» left by David Pekrul(3,700) David Pekrul (129 days 23 hours ago.)
Thanks for reading and commenting on this one Ben. Now it seems that I have three more words to worry about. Well, instead of worrying about what rhymes with 'pint', I'll just have one instead. lol
» left by David Pekrul(3,700) David Pekrul (123 days 9 hours ago.)
OUCH, A Purple Nurple sounds really baaad! Thanks for reading my poem and sharing this comment with us, Sue.
Absolutely love this! Very funny and great wordplay (imaginary wordplay!). One of those poems that when you read it, you wish you had thought of it yourself. Loved it!
» left by David Pekrul(3,700) David Pekrul (115 days 23 hours ago.)
Thanks for your very kind comment, Julian. I'm glad you liked this poem with all my made-up words.
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