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Here is an amazing list of funny football quotes to help you enjoy the upcoming season. Whether you're a football fan, player or coach...these humorous football quotes will help you see the lighter side of the game.
Enjoy these football quotes and have a great season!
20 Humorous Football Quotes
Funny Football Quote #1
I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something.
Dick Butkus
Funny Football Quote #2
Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental.
Doug Plank
Funny Football Quote #3
I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
George Rogers
Funny Football Quote #4
Football is easy if you're crazy as hell.
Bo Jackson
Funny Football Quote #5
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Joe Theismann
Funny Football Quote #6
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
Frank Gifford
Funny Football Quote #7
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
Funny Football Quote #8
When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.
George Raveling
Funny Football Quote #9
If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.
Bo Jackson
Funny Football Quote #10
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
Dave Barry
Funny Football Quote #11
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Heywood Hale Braun
Funny Football Quote #12
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
Don Shula
Funny Football Quote #13
Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Duffy Daugherty
Funny Football Quote #14
I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL.
Steve Henderson
Funny Football Quote #15
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Jim Bouton
Funny Football Quote #16
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
Dan Birdwell
Funny Football Quote #17
I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.
Knute Rockne
Funny Football Quote #18
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
Sue Lawley
Funny Football Quote #19
I've been big ever since I was little.
William "The Refrigerator" Perry
Funny Football Quote #20
We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just not a very good football team right now.
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