Ahoy Here Blows a Happy International Speak like a Pirate Day with Corny Jokes for Ye All

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» left by Ben Morrish ^(8,413)
Ben Morrish (38 days 15 hours ago.)

A fantastic article that be, like finding a treasure thought lost at sea! Yarrr!

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (38 days 14 hours ago.)

Ye've got the idea.

 

Thanks for comments o' ye.

» left by Michael Ramzy ⁽⁶³⁷⁾
Michael Ramzy (38 days 12 hours ago.)

Nice! ARRGGH!

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (37 days 11 hours ago.)

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Dianne Lehmann ^(5,161)
Dianne Lehmann (38 days 10 hours ago.)

Hi Connor.

 

An' what be yer claim to fame? Fer every Pirate has got one. Mine be that I kin spit o'er the yardarm e'en in freezin' rain.

 

Loved your jokes. I'm going to send this one to a couple of friends. Thanks for the fun.

 

Dianne

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (37 days 11 hours ago.)

You've got the idea.

 

Thanks for the commnet

» left by Ronyae ^(4,714)
Ronyae (33 days 8 hours ago.)

WOW, Dianne. Pretty good, there (smile)

» left by Teresa Ortiz ^(11,489)
Teresa Ortiz (38 days 8 hours ago.)

Lots of fun :-) Thanks Matey - going to make some popcorn and watch a pirate movie!

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (37 days 11 hours ago.)

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Ben Morrish ^(8,413)
Ben Morrish (38 days 6 hours ago.)

Article ahoy! This article be one I have already spied, but the winds of the Readers' Club have blown me back so here I be!

 

A right powerful piece of writin' to be sure, and one only landlubbers could dislike. Yarrr!

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (37 days 11 hours ago.)

Thanks for the second comment.

» left by Debra Botting ⁽⁰⁾ (38 days 1 hour ago.)

Loved this article. Living in the Florida Keys and studying the history of the reputed Pirates; I can relate. Funny jokes! Thanks for this one.

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (37 days 11 hours ago.)

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Ken McCreless ^(1,762)
Ken McCreless (37 days 22 hours ago.)

Immature and childish?

 

I'm in!!

 

A very fun read, Connor!

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (37 days 11 hours ago.)

Its great to be a little childish at times.

 

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Steve Kovacs ^(3,781)
Steve Kovacs (37 days 21 hours ago.)

I love the article, I  even love the corny jokes and just to be a part of it all I took my boat out on Lake Erie today, boarded a vessel and got my self arrested.  Of course I'm kidding about boarding a vessel but I'm not joking about your article--I loved it.  ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (37 days 11 hours ago.)

Your really in the spirit of the article. It's great to see people participate in. I cant wait for Ask a Stupid Question Day on the 28th of September.

 

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Nancy Daniels ^(1,490)
Nancy Daniels (37 days 16 hours ago.)

Another laugh for the morning Connor.

 

How original. One of the things I love about SW is the creativity of its writers. This was a goodie.

 

Nancy

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (37 days 11 hours ago.)

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Paul Schroeder ⁽⁶⁶³⁾ (37 days 9 hours ago.)

During the British-American war a warship is sighted;so the first mate says:"Captain,theres a warship,on the horizon!""The captain says"Bring me my red shirt!" After the tough battle,not one sailor is lost and the mate says;"but,why the red shirt,capt?"The capt says;"should i have been wounded and bled,i didnt want the crew to lose heart and stop fighting!""aha!"says the mate The next day the mate yells;"captain,theres ten warships on the horizon!"The captain says;"Bring me my brown pants!"

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (36 days 12 hours ago.)

Great joke.

 

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Laura Trahan ^(38,876)
Laura Trahan (36 days 12 hours ago.)

Great one Connor! Thanks for the laugh! You are right, the jokes are pretty corny, but well worth the read! Thanks for sharing!

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (36 days 12 hours ago.)

I thought if I did not use the word corny people would loose faith in my humor.

 

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Nenita Wells ⁽⁷⁸⁸⁾
Nenita Wells (36 days 10 hours ago.)

Hi Connor.

 

Very enjoyable read. I like when people are funny, it is a stress-reliever.

 

Brilliantly funny. Thanks for sharing.

 

Nenita

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (35 days 12 hours ago.)

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Lorrie Davids ^(7,637)
Lorrie Davids (36 days 6 hours ago.)

Funny, Connor. Danny has a friend that has celebrated this day for several years. I think the pirate movie popularity has helped with its popularity.

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (35 days 12 hours ago.)

I think that is a big part of it - it's where most of the stereotypes come from anyway.

 

Thanks for the comment.

» left by revruc1 ⁽³⁰⁵⁾
revruc1 (35 days 4 hours ago.)

Well Connor, you got me. I did not know what I was reading. But, when I finished readin, I enjoyed. That is about it....Smile... I read it.

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (33 days 10 hours ago.)

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Crystal Pratt ⁽³⁰⁶⁾
Crystal Pratt (34 days 8 hours ago.)

I should have known Dave Barry had something to do with this.

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (33 days 10 hours ago.)

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Sandra E. Graham ^(7,584)
Sandra E. Graham (34 days 2 hours ago.)

Tooo Cute! That's all I got to say. I missed Pirate's Day (and I just feel arrful about it), but I have always loved Peter Pan and Captain Hook, so I can't be all bad!

 

Sandra

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (33 days 10 hours ago.)

There is always next year.

 

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Jim Anderson ⁽⁹²⁷⁾
Jim Anderson (33 days 12 hours ago.)

It is good to step back and have a little fun. Good article! Keep it up.

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (33 days 10 hours ago.)

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Ronyae ^(4,714)
Ronyae (33 days 10 hours ago.)

Connor, entertaining and a bit corny. But, hey that's the joy of it! Never knew about the day, but I'm sure it was a funny one to watch others celebrate.

» left by Connor Davidson ^(4,870)
Connor Davidson (33 days 10 hours ago.)

I noticed a lot of SW was getting into it.

 

Thanks for the comment.

» left by Ronyae ^(4,714)
Ronyae (33 days 8 hours ago.)

Exactly. I've been enjoying it, too. Thanks for making a good day, even better, Connor.