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I read an article in Pravda recently that was downright interesting and held a lot of truth. Some of their conclusions sound a little on the vulgar side, but I'll try to tone them down as best I can. The article was titled "Thirteen terribly weird facts about women." You can get some ideas just from the title. But here are the facts, with the wording changed to my on ideas.
(1) Women, unlike men, do not scratch their heads when attempting to come up with an answer to a confusing question. Reasons are, they don't want to mess up their hairdo. Also they never like to show they are confused.
(2) Women never groan or even shudder when they see a man kicked in the groin in a movie.
(3) When a woman yawns, she always covers her mouth with her palm, never with a fist.
(4) When a woman takes a bath, she almost always takes a towel and forms a turban on her head, at least for a little while. The reason for such a strange Oriental custom is not known.
(5) A woman does not get angry when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. They actually seem to enjoy such, in wearing bikinis.
(6) Some women are concerned about their looks, while having sex.
(7) Women use bottle openers to open bottles.
(8) Women feel awkward if they are not carrying anything in their hand. This why they always carry their handbags with them.
(9) (I could not improve on this one...it is verbatim) Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.
(10) Women normally sit with their legs together when riding public transportation. This is why men like to sit between women, so they can sit spread-eagled.
(11) If a woman finds her fly open in public, she seems to be rather unconcerned.
(12) (Another verbatim: I'm not sure it is always accurate.) When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
(13) After having sex, women never consider going to sleep, but would rather talk and kiss.
Russians may have an entirely different philosophy to that of ours, but their men seem to have a generally accurate understanding of the opposite sex, as do American men.(?)
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