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Today I had a most novel, most enjoyable, and, without a doubt, most unique experience. I walked into the New Jersey Motor Vehicle Agency at 1:10 pm and walked out at 1:20 pm with a new driver's license. No, I am not making this up! And, no I am not exaggerating!
When I first walked in, the receptionist quickly looked at all my documents, making sure I was legal, and told me to go stand in line 13. Of course, I had brought everything I own: driver's license, birth certificate, passport, social security number, marriage license (since my birth certificate is in my maiden name), and a current copy of TV guide. I don't know about the rules in other states, but every time I have gone into the Motor Vehicle Agency in this state, I have always been sent home like a bad child to retrieve one more item of identification that was missing.
The pleasant woman at the counter also asked if I would mind filling out a questionnaire about my experience at which point I responded, "You're kidding me, right?" She smiled in response.
Dutifully, I took the questionnaire as well as my place in line #13 and before I could finish filling out my check, I was called to the next opening available. The young man asked me if I wanted to keep my old photo. (As it is 5 years old, I knew it would look a lot better than a current one so of course I agreed!) He then told me to go sit in the waiting area. I had barely sunk my teeth into a good article about Patrick Swayze when I was interrupted after only the 2nd paragraph and called back to the booth. I assumed I had made a mistake in some aspect of the process so I returned to the young man who promptly handed me my new license – finished and ready to go.
I was stunned, having brought my current copy of TV Guide not only as proof that I still live at the same address but also because I thought I would be waiting for quite some time. Earlier this morning, one of my clients told me that the NJMVA had become privatized. Boy, was he right. What a difference business can make when government gets out of its way! Incidentally, I gave them an excellent grade on the survey.
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