Today, the iPhone is probably the most talked about gadget in the world.
I regularly see news about iPhones show up on my iGoogle page.
If I wanted to, I could read about iPhones on iGoogle on an iMac.
Or perhaps I could watch "I, Claudius" on an iPlayer widget in my iGoogle on an iMac!
In the days before the "i" prefix was attached to seemingly everything, we were plagued by the "e" prefix, which at least stood for something - electronic.
We had e-mail, e-books and e-business. That's fine - these were all electronic versions of existing things, and having to say "electronic mail" every time would become annoying pretty quickly.
So the "e" prefix was helpful, for two reasons - it told us that we were talking about an electronic version of something, and it saved us having to pronounce 75% of the syllables in "electronic" every time.
The "i" prefix has no such redeeming features. Apple, who are one of the companies most responsible for its current ubiquity, originally stated it stood for Internet. Of course, since "Internet" is a proper noun it starts with a capital letter, so using the lowercase "i" prefix is a minor crime against grammar.
The more generous amongst you may be willing to overlook that, but even then, its standing for "Internet" doesn't really make sense. Apple originally introduced the prefix in the names of the
iMac and
iBook.
Sure, both of these could be used to access the Internet, but neither was noticeably more Internet-related than other desktop computers or laptops. In fact the iBook was the "cheapo" part of the Apple laptop range - using the Internet would be more fluid on the much more powerful (and much more descriptively named) Power Book series than on the supposed "Internet Book" range.
Seemingly encouraged by the success of these iProducts Apple went a bit iCrazy, and created the
iPod,
iTunes,
iPhone and
iLife.
"iDon't Believe It!"
As if that wasn't iPlenty, the
iLife software package consists of
iPhoto,
iMovie,
iDVD and... wait for it....
iWeb. Oh, and it also includes GarageBand, which somehow missed out on getting an "i". But that is "the exception that proves the rule*".
Almost all of these applications, apart from
iWeb, have little or nothing to do with the Internet.
The "i" prefixes are seemingly utterly meaningless, just a branding-executive's fetish.
The iPlague has spread outside of Apple's product line-up though, with the BBC having branded its online TV service / application "
iPlayer". Google have an offering called
iGoogle. There's even an
iCoke website!
iCan't take it any more, iJust want branding people to start using a bit more iMagination (and no, you can't just have the "i" stand for imagination!) and get off the iPrefix bandwagon. Please?
* actually this phrase in its modern usage is nonsensical, so apologies for using it! Originally it made sense as "proves" was used in the sense of "puts to the test", and in the case of exceptions, "tested to breaking point".
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